lajopi 292's definitions

Kak Pipe Cosmonaut

Anyone, gay or straight, who is obsessed with anal sex and constantly takes their obsession to new heights.

"Why are you walking like that?"

"My new man's a real Kak Pipe Cosmonaut"

by lajopi 292 February 26, 2008

LOB

UK Police abbreviation meaning 'Load Of Bollocks' which can be used in front of the public without causing offence.

"Cancel that back up, this pub fight is an LOB"

by Lajopi 292 December 4, 2007

Nevada Spike Shooter

A hopefully mythical sexual act/prank where an unsuspecting tourist is flown from Vegas into the desert aboard a pink helicopter then forced to sit astride a cactus with their bare bottoms. Footage of such incidents may later appear on the internet. Also known as 'Sugdens Delight'

"Hey dude I haven't seen you sit down since Dawson's stag night"

"Yeah, we went to vegas and I got drunk and did the Nevada Spike Shooter, they operate next week"

by lajopi 292 February 14, 2009

Strafing Run

To masturbate furiously onto a girl's face until you ejaculate

"My gitlfriends got the pink eye after I did a strafing run on her face last night"

by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

Getting off at Fratton

British Royal Navy term for the withdrawal method of contraception, Fratton being the last railway station before arriving in Portsmouth, which is the end of the line.

Matelot 1: "Firkin 'ell mate, that's a right swamp donkey you've pulled, do you need a condom"

Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"

by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

Dive Trash

Folks employed in the industry who live a hedonistic and fun loving lifetsyle who's nights are full of trashy antics, drunken shenanigans and wild fornicating, but by day appear top be respectable dive instructors. Usially a dive master or instructor.

Tourist "I've paid $5000 dollars for a week in cayman, and there's an unconscious drunkard laying naked on my balcony"

Concierge "apologies ma'am, that'll be some dive trash"

by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

Beaver Lever

Your Cock

That girl surely does love yanking on the Beaver Lever

by Lajopi 292 October 13, 2008