Do Not Call List

A list made by the government that you get put on to keep those damn telemarketing companies from harrassing the shit out of you. one of the best ideas (if not the ONLY one) that this government has come up with lately.

The Do Not Call List is every telemarketer's nightmare.

by Laird December 09, 2003

queerf

A gay guy having a really gross Blooday wet fart after intercourse with another gay guy

owen does it all the time

by laird April 07, 2005

Minihan Meadows

The Roughest Ghetto In The Whole West Side (Vallejo Ca.)

don't go there...you will die...big mike and lil drew live there

by Laird April 07, 2005

Gray Davis

someone whom you should thank God (or Allah) for his recall.

Ahnold doesn't know shit about politics, but at least he won't fuck us up the ass like Gray Davis.

by Laird December 09, 2003

cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket

1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!

by Laird December 09, 2003

Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.

You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!

by Laird December 08, 2003

pole polishing

a blow job

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!

by Laird December 08, 2003