pole polishing

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!
by Laird December 08, 2003
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Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.
You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!
by Laird December 08, 2003
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cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket
1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!
by Laird December 09, 2003
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Gray Davis

someone whom you should thank God (or Allah) for his recall.
Ahnold doesn't know shit about politics, but at least he won't fuck us up the ass like Gray Davis.
by Laird December 09, 2003
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Do Not Call List

A list made by the government that you get put on to keep those damn telemarketing companies from harrassing the shit out of you. one of the best ideas (if not the ONLY one) that this government has come up with lately.
The Do Not Call List is every telemarketer's nightmare.
by Laird December 09, 2003
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Whoremosexual

A Mix Between A Whore, and a Homo Sexual...
Gay Hooker: want a good time?
Gay Guy: Sure!!


GAY!!
by laird April 07, 2005
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keeping it real

the act of being yourself, usually by buying and wearing shit that everyone else has.
Wearing all this expensive brand name shit assures that I'm keeping it real.
by Laird December 09, 2003
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