laird's definitions

Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.

You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!

by Laird December 8, 2003

keeping it real

the act of being yourself, usually by buying and wearing shit that everyone else has.

Wearing all this expensive brand name shit assures that I'm keeping it real.

by Laird December 9, 2003

604!!

When you get really high and really drunk and having sex with 3 or more girls and do all the legendary positions, whitch are. 55 (deep anal)
69 (u already know), 2 ( Munch Stool), 16 (widely open)

well i havnt experienced this yet....but its gonna be flippin awesome!!

by laird April 7, 2005

pole polishing

a blow job

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!

by Laird December 8, 2003

queerf

A gay guy having a really gross Blooday wet fart after intercourse with another gay guy

owen does it all the time

by laird April 7, 2005

Gray Davis

someone whom you should thank God (or Allah) for his recall.

Ahnold doesn't know shit about politics, but at least he won't fuck us up the ass like Gray Davis.

by Laird December 9, 2003

bite the dust

to lose, fail, get pwned.

Another one bites the dust!!

by Laird December 9, 2003