key (ones) car

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

Quads

Formally known as the word "deuces". Meaning; Peace out, Bye, Have a great day, I'm out of here. You hold up four fingers while doing it.

"Alright yall I'm out, Quads!"

by Lauren January 31, 2004

tightey-whiteys

briefs (as opposed to boxers)

"i don't date guys that wear tightey-whiteys."

by lauren August 31, 2003

firecrotch

intensely awesome in the sac due to an abundance of red pubic hair

man, that firecrotch offered a good lay lastnight

by lauren December 15, 2003

Simuble

being a pompous ass in 1 word.

You stupid simuble! Look what you did to the cow! (continuing of schnobbler)

by Lauren December 03, 2003

myspace whore

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

by lauren May 13, 2005

WWBD

It obviously stands for 'What Would Buffy Do' there is like a whole cult following of Buffy lovers who use the phrase 'wwbd', there are t-shirts and key rings and stuff with it on

ahh, vampires, wwbd

by lauren May 06, 2004