LAUREN's definitions

Calea

A drop dead beach beauty whom will catch the eye of any man. She is gorgeous and funny and a great friend. She is hard to get to know but once you get to know her there is no telling what you will do.

Omg look at the smokin hot calea.

by lAUREN September 2, 2013

geekozoid

Geekozoid is a word for someone that is geeky or does geek things like Greyson. It is also another word for geekazoid

Quit looking at all the forums on the net you geekozoid!

by Lauren September 1, 2008

dix hills

Where I live, thanks

There are ugly houses, yes; spoiled brats, yes; yet there are a bunch of cool kids I know who happen to not have a whole lot of money, and even if they do, they don't flaunt it.

When we moved to Dix Hills I expected everyone to be a bitch, but they were pretty aiight

by lauren September 1, 2008

Shantal

A Ramdom word that can describe anything that you want like Shit

Holy Shantal

by Lauren June 11, 2006

headjack

in football when a player if facemasked, and his head is trusted backwards.

commentator 1: "did you see that face mask?!"
Commentator 2: "yeah, it was a total headjack - he could have got whiplash"

by Lauren December 28, 2005

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren September 15, 2005

stupied

The stupid way of spelling stupid. Basically, it's how illiterate morons try to be clever by using big words with 2 syllables. Except they spell them wrong.

Moron: OMG u r lyke sooo stupied !!!!!!!!111
Person: I'm not so sure about that, but I know you're stupid.

by lauren May 13, 2005