kyle's definitions

Seymour Butts

See More Butts

I really would like to Seymour Butts

by Kyle April 6, 2003

Hugh Jass

Huge Ass

She's got a Hugh Jass

by Kyle April 6, 2003

hard knock

A hard knock, a gangster or sumone who leads a hard life or has been through hard times.

its a hard knock lyfe biatch!

by kyle April 8, 2003

bear

A large, hairy homosexual man who raises Jack Russel terriers with his bearmate. The larger bears are referred to as daddies. These men are showcased in Bear magazine.

Did you see the fuckin' bear of the month this issue? I'd kidnap that daddy in a heartbeat.

by Kyle April 10, 2003

Bear Attack

When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.

Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!

by Kyle April 10, 2003

dumbknocker

An annoying and bothersome person. Originally derived from the person who knocks very loudly on the door because he thinks someone is home and avoiding them by not answering.

that Wally is such a dumbknocker.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

barbie girl

A dumb but attractive woman whose only decent use is for sex. Usually dresses like a slut and can be found staring with a puzzeled look at bus schedules.

That barbie girl deserves to be treated like a used wet plastic fuck-doll.

by Kyle April 14, 2003