kyle's definitions

ladefreakingda

who cares

Joe: I met a hot girl last night.
Joe's Father: La-de-freaking-da.

by Kyle February 16, 2004

George W. Bush

A President and human-being so ridiculous that you wish Clinton was back in office.

Where's Clinton when you need him?

by Kyle February 23, 2005

Gallaro

To botch a job up or just messing up in life in general. Attributes include horrible hand-eye coordination, ugliness, and ability to make others laugh at one's own expense.

He can't even walk straight because he trips over his own feet. He walks like a Gallaro

by Kyle February 28, 2005

Alex

Fuck that dude.

Fuck Alex. Turning into the same shit as Fortnite.

by Kyle September 26, 2020

Darf

The sound of stupidity.

The sound made when stupid interacts with its environment.

Example 1:
Man 1: "Dude, Bob is fucking retarded!"
Bob: "Darf Darf!

Note:
All other definitions of Darf are void and lack no true substance or meaning.

by Kyle July 21, 2004

shpadoinkel

Became popular in the movie "Cannibal the Musical." Basically means anything. Much like the word "ditto," but sounds more fun.

"I think I know precisely what I mean, when I say it's a SHPADOINEL DAY!"

by Kyle June 21, 2004

squaty nacho

When you tit fuck a girl backwards (i.e. sitting on her face) and fart in her face.

"Dude, I was tit fuckin' a chick backwards last night and I blew a fart in her face! Squaty Nacho style."

by Kyle February 10, 2005