kung-fu jesus's definitions

community chest

a) In board game monopoly, a selection of cards that are placed in the centre of the board. When a player lands on the community chest squares, they must draw a card from the pile and do as it says.

b) psycho bitch's small boobs.

I landed on the community chest.


Community chest is very flat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

lunch-break pleasure boy

(n.) Young male who goes into the sanitary area of his building of employment during breaks and masturbates.

Do you think Nathan is a lunch-break pleasure boy? He's always "just having a quick piss".

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

something for the weekend

(n.) a condom. Used in barber shops at the turn of the century.

I'll have a shave, a haircut, and something for the weekend, please.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Ride the punani

(v.) sexual intercourse, as famed by Ali G

Me gonna ride da punani!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

fannyface

(n.) A person with a recent scar going vertically down thier face.

Butt licka after I finish cutting him apart.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

last chance saloon

The last chance one has to improve or otherwise help oneself before decision over ones future is made.

You're in the last chance saloon to improve your skills before the test.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

head-hunted

To be scouted for a job.

I was head-hunted again last week.


Well I've certainly been earmarked for the board...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004