milking the cow

(v.) To be openly exploiting a situation for personal gain, at the expense of one's peers and superiors alike.

This person is milking the cow of sympathy, I dislike it when they claim to be so hard-done-by.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004

orgasm donor

(n.) One who gives orgasms, saving many (sex) lives.

I am the ultimate orgasm donor

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

dirty weekend chic

Someone who is chic whilst looking as if they were about to go off for two days of getting boned the fuck out of.

The woman in the catsuit is a dirty weekend chic.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

masters of the universe generation

Born as early as 1979, and as late as 1985, the MOTU generation have many things in common with the thundercats generation. Growing up watching a quality and (for someone of a young age) thought-provoking series encompassing action, adventure, fighting, and intelligent charactors; this generation would come to be a well-rounded set of individuals.

Masters of the universe generation learned much in their early years from tv.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

bone sheep

One who practises intercourse with sheep. A sheepshagger.

You bone sheep


I bone sheep


We bone sheep


he bones sheep

etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

arsehole raped

(v.) (Brit, Aust'l'an, Eire) To be completely thrashed.

I was arsehole raped in that game of snooker.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

peasant

A serf with the freedom of choice to work or die of starvation.

The peasantry has been replaced by the working classes and shit welfare systems.

by kung-fu jesus September 18, 2004