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nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.
Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004
mugGet the nose sexmug.

bullettime

When action in a movie or videogame is put into slow motion with slow motion sound and revolving camera. This is done when bullets are fired at the central protagonist. Comes from the game max payne.
The bullettime scene from the matrix has been copied a few hundred times in parodies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the bullettimemug.

ice ice baby

(n.) Vanilla Ice's only song of any deal of popularity, that ripped off the tune from the Queen-David Bowie duet "Under Pressure".
Ice Ice b...oh shit I got sued.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the ice ice babymug.

heineken

Piss water recovered from rampjaar
Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.


"Have you got anything other than heineken?"
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
mugGet the heinekenmug.

Guerilla

(n.) Usually local band of militia who use thier knowledge of the terrain to thier advantage by ambushing and never engaging in open warfare. The Guerilla units are much often smaller than the force they take on, and due to thier fear of open warfare, they are often labelled as cowards by real armies. The Guerillas are usually considered to be more of a terrorist organisation than anything else, and are best countered by another guerilla unit attacking "thier" people. This counter-Guerilla unit will effectively flush them out or recede to the point where they are almost non-problematic.


This has best been seen with the IRA. In the 70's and 80's, Loyalists who believed the British government was going to give in to the IRA took up arms against the IRA. For every IRA attack that took place, a Loyalist one followed. This is not to mention that in the 90's, the Loyalists performed a number of assassinations on seemingly "untouchable" IRA suppliers, members and sympathists. Over this period, the UVF actually killed more people than the IRA did, although this is over-looked. When the number of IRA attacks went down, so did that of the Loyalists, until the "peace" agreements a few years ago. Splinter factions of both will continue to attack eachother, but they know that the IRA will never achieve the goal it set out to do.
Guerilla units are best destroyed by either similar units, or wreckless and intrusive army massives.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the Guerillamug.

wyi

Oh wyi mate. We goon dan tha pob laytag, ya gem?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the wyimug.

take your time

Oh, do take your time, driver. I'm sure my wedding can hold a few weeks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
mugGet the take your timemug.

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