kung-fu jesus's definitions

choca

(v.) To perform fellatiot o the point where the giver throws up from the deepthroating. A mixture of "cock" and "chuck-up".


(adj.) A contraction for choc-a-block, Britslang for crowded or packed.

he got some choca


That road is choca in the mornings.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

share and share alike

Distribution of proceeds based on work, but with a slight favour to those who did the hardest work as opposed to the most by time.

Share and share alike, gimme some money, bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

don't get push with me

(Idiom) Don't bother arguing, it won't change anything, since my decision is final.

Don't get push with me bitch; your money stays the same.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

warsaw pact

A treaty between the eastern bloc nations and the USSR to protect against NATO interferance, specifically in East Germany. Signed in 1955, the member states were the USSR, Poland, East Germany, Hungary, Albania, Romania, Czechoslovakia and bulgaria. It was an alliance of the "red" countries, except for former Yugoslavia, and later Albania would exclude itself. They basically would defend eachother if one was attacked. With the mighty Soviet union on thier side, no-one dared attempt this.


Communism killer Mikhail Gorbachev later took measures to abolish this treaty, allowing the member nation to do as the liked from December 1988. This lead to the tearing down of the Berlin Wall and the pact was ripped up completely as the USSR disbanded into the CIS nations.

Most of the warsaw pact nations joined NATO after the warsaw pact.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

goldenshower

(v.) To urinate on someone's head


(n.) piss porn

John loves goldenshower

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

danger! high voltage!

Electric six's song with a funny video.

When we touch...and when we kiss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

ninja turtle generation

Those born 1989-1991 (and maybe a little later, but by then they started to turn into the power ranger generation, and ultimately were a hybrid between those, and the thundercats generation.

The ninja turtle generation is a mixture of the buffering generations.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004