Definitions by kung-fu jesus

swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.

Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok

swim with dolphins by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

assfacts 

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

assfacts by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Rhythm stick

Imaginary stick, that when used on subject, said subject becoems extremely rhythmicular and musical.

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me!

Rhythm stick by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

penis pie 

The favourite dish of SEPHlROTH

seffy loves the cock.

penis pie by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

dustman 

a) A man fabricated of dust. Imaginary figure brought to life using words that the teller has made up completely are are influenced by the current vicinity.

b) (British) Sanitation worker.

Kaiser Sozé is the greatest of all dustmen

My old man's a dustman- part of some song.

dustman by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Hurricane 

Clashing winds that cause a huge, powerful storm that rips aprt houses to the sound of music by scorpions

Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane

Rocked you like a hurricane!

Hurricane by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

bare knucle fighting 

No eye gouges, no nut-cracking, no gloves. Where all the former school-bullies take eachother on in a game of human cockfighting.

Gumba shall enter some bare knuckle fighting competitions.

bare knucle fighting by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004