Net profit

(n.) Gross profit minus expenses.

Our net profit is less than 1% of our gross profit. We have too many o/hs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004

hometown

Where one was born or bred. For some reason, people seem to be interested in this, and can be drawn in for an insult. This is best used against snoopers over-hearing you.

My hometown is if-you-are-sitting-at-the-next-table-wearing-blue-and-listening-to-me-you-are-gonna-get-raped-out-side-you-cunt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

wrecking ball

(n.) the main problem in your life that rears its' ugly head every so often. Quite likely a poor relation that busts into your office and starts frenching a secretary to a fellow member of the board. Those poor bastards.

The wrecking ball of my life.....Well, I don't have any poor relations...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004

hirsute

hairy mofo.

That pussy is hirsute!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004

one man army

(n.) A heavily armed and well-trained soldier. See rambo

Rambo is the one man army! Watch him kill 775956957594945.5 people with a handgun and two clips!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

MG

A British motoring company, now run by BMW (And merged with another comapny, Rover.) It's 50's and 60's heyday saw it dominate the world sportscar market, along with the Jaguar XK120, prompting the United States to start making sportcars, which GM did with the corvette.

The MG TF, Midget, ZF etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

Eng.

England, or of England.

London, Eng.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004