kung-fu jesus's definitions

script kiddie clique

A collection fo script kiddies who enjoy talking about how cool they are and act in a forced state of casualness (regarding computer related crap,about which no-one cares anyway) in an attempt to sound like real hackers. See SEPHlROTH

Seffy is in a script kiddie clique.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

3-series

BMW's most popular line of cars, outselling all others put toghether.

...and I want an 8-series....

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

her ass is a spaceship I want to ride

I want to bugger her.

See buttseckz

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

morgan-de-toi

Clothing brand adored by wannabe-eurotrash. Shitty. Favourite bags of 14-year old girls, after Louis Vuitton.

Ooh-la-la. This is shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

talk to the skull

A variation of talk to the hand. Done while holding up a skull stolen from a museum.

Talk to the skull cos da hand doan wanna hear it

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

last chance saloon

The last chance one has to improve or otherwise help oneself before decision over ones future is made.

You're in the last chance saloon to improve your skills before the test.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

head-hunted

To be scouted for a job.

I was head-hunted again last week.


Well I've certainly been earmarked for the board...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004