kung-fu jesus's definitions

Fang

(n.) A long canine tooth, used to suck blood, apparantly.

People with fangs are losers.



Eliturk bought soem fangs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

sadism

Origin: Derived from the marquis de sade

Function (n.) one who derives sexual pleasure from hurting others.

Maquis de sade was the ultimate sadistic writer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

knock for knock

(Legal Idiom) The fault and consequences are bourne equally by all present parties.

My decision on the accident was knock for knock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

fight another day

To withdraw instead of surrender, and save face by returning stronger than before, with the knowledge of past mistakes behind, and knowing where to attack the enemy.

It is better to live and fight another day than to die defending the undefendable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Eliturk

(n.) The real name of Elitist, since he is a greek hating turk. Turks are like greeks, but richer and fatter. They also own crap cars, whereas greek own 1970's Mercedes.

Eliturk made several definitions of Greek

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

bone sheep

One who practises intercourse with sheep. A sheepshagger.

You bone sheep


I bone sheep


We bone sheep


he bones sheep

etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

shock-therapy

Using something powerfully persausive to bring someone to your side.

A smith and wesson is a great tool for shock-therapy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004