1035 definitions by kung-fu jesus

c/f

Carried forward

Balance c/f

by kung-fu jesus April 30, 2004

thank fuck

Excellent news. Often used sarcastically.

Saddam captured? Thank fuck for that.

by kung-fu jesus April 30, 2004

author

(n.) The writer, one who writes. The source.

I am the author of this definition



Charles Dickens was the author of "Oliver Twist"

by kung-fu jesus May 7, 2004

GT40

(n.) Ford's greatest triumph. After the failed purchase of Ferrari, Ford decided to punish them by beating them on the track. Realising that thier early car could not get anywhere near the Ferrari (It was "convertable yellow saab"), Ford allowed themselves ten times the budget of Ferrari, and sent the car to Britain, where it was worked on. The last bugs that needed ironing were finished in the US, but the car, despite successfully beating the 250 GTO, is worth much less because of poor quality. When used conventionally, the Ford fares more like a road car souped the fuck up. All in all, a fast, but shoddy car. But then, it is a ford....

I wouldn't mind a GT40.

by kung-fu jesus May 5, 2004

run into the ground

(v.) To use a working asset (machinery mostly)until it cannot be used anymore due to wear and tear.

I like to run my cars into the ground


That guy will run your horse into the ground


That tractor has been run into the ground!

by kung-fu jesus May 11, 2004

enter the ring

(v.) To make clear one's intentions to fight. Etymology: combat sports ring.

He entered the ring to show he was not scared of fighting the man in blue.

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

The_great_omega

Omega ur a fag

Fuck off, you dumb 12 year old.

by kung-fu jesus May 19, 2004