imperialist

(n.) One who engages in, or by other means supports imperialism. They seek the betterment of thier own nation by uniting 'backwards' or poorly developed nations with corrupt or almost non-existant governments together to work for the good of themselves.

Often blindly and incorrectly accused of being fascist nazis by human rights groups and other opposers, imperialists have been forced to repress thier views due to the strong anti-imperialist feelings from pinkos worldwide. The world is becoming far too soft and slow without imperialism.

Imperialists like to look back on the ninettenth century as a good time.

I am a supporter of imperialism, hence, and imperialist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

defect into east Germany

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.

Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004

cabriolet

A car with a folding top, a convertible.

Porsche 911 cabriolets rule.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

paris hilton video

The latest internet fad. Consists of various scenes from different recorded sex sessions involving heiress Paris Hilton. In the style of pammy and tommy video, the stream is actually a mishmash of varied occurences passed off as one. It was in the possession of her ex until he lent it to a friend who sold it on the net.

Have you seen it? If so, you really need a life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

hard drinking

Binge drinking, every day of the week. See alcoholic

He was a hard drinking man, until he died of liver failure...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

AML

Aston-Martin Lagonda. The name under which aston became known after taking over lagonda. Shortly after this, Aston actually launched a car called the lagonda, which was quite a monstrosity, but very cool.

AML see aston martin

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

Labour

A socialist political party currently in power in the United Kingdom. Known for quick-fix solutions and crap handling of the economy. Best prime minister so far was Clement Atlee who managed wo things in nearly six years- Beating Churchill out of government, and making the national health service.

The last Labour government under James Callaghan taxed @ 98% for any earnings over £100,000. A great way to get people to work for british business. Thankfully, it was reversed by good old Maggie Thacher

by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004