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Definitions by kung-fu jesus

Gran Bretagne 

J'habite a Gran Bretagne.
Gran Bretagne by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Slightly, not too much for anyone's taste.
Make my tea just so.


Stick it in her cunt just so, don't go too deep.
just so by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

King's shilling

The British army wage, formerly, a shilling a day.

have cannon 

"The French are have cannon"

"Are you sure"


"Sorry, I meant the taliban"
have cannon by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
A fortification consisting of a man-made hill (embankment) with a building at the top. Typically, there will be barbed wire or some mannor of defending material at the bottom (spikes, anti-personnel mines) and two entrances.
Nazi ramparts were destroyed on d-day
rampart by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

pavarotti 

A fat Italian tenor, who has won Italy's fattest man every time since 1970.
Luciano Pavarotti is about 500lbs.
pavarotti by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

modus vivendi 

a) The way one lives.
b) Minor disagreement that could upset a "beneficiary" of the solution.
Let's keep our modus vivendi and stay calm.

Oh my, modus vivendi has occured, let's rectify it.
modus vivendi by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004