kung-fu jesus's definitions
Piss water recovered from rampjaar
Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.
"Have you got anything other than heineken?"
"Have you got anything other than heineken?"
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
Get the heinekenmug. A convoy of vehicles (boats, cars, whatever) that has the goods carry-ing merchant ships in the centre, in as close to a circle shape as possible, while the battlecruisers surround the outside. Should they be fired upon, the more expendable battlecruisers will take the damage, and not hit their own firing from the closest range of all. This shape also means that less "armour" is needed to surround the good ships.
An armed convoy is heading our way, there is an opening at the front, lay a few mines for them. We should hit the goods.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Get the Amred convoymug. (n.) After a successful candidates' election, or monarchs' ascention to the throne, the media and public will grant them the benefit of the doubt as to whether or not they can actually do thier jobs. After this, usually a month in duration, the scrutiny will begin.
After Bushs' honeymoon period, the world, now with Clinton firmly in the past, started to call him evil and retarded.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
Get the honeymoon periodmug. Of incest.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the incestousmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
Get the facesexmug. Marlon Brando got a best actor oscar for playing Don Corleonein the Godfather, while Robert De Niro got a best supporting actor for playing the same charactor (although some years younger) in Godfather part II
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
Get the marlon brandomug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the 400imug.