1020 definitions by kung-fu jesus

Accent found on the borders of the two main territories of the UK- England and Scotland. Whether the speaker is from either is irrelevant, the accent is the same. A cross between geordie and scottish accents.
Wyi mon! Mushi pess o' haggis?
by kung-fu jesus April 20, 2004
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(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.
by kung-fu jesus May 27, 2004
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A pact between Germany & Japan (25 Nov 1936) and later Germany, Italy & Japan (6 Nov 1937). Japan renounced it in 1939, not wanting to see it as an excuse to have to fight directly with european powers at war with Germany, but in light of German victories formed a Tripartite Pact a year later.
The anti-comintern pact was farcial, because Japan and the USSR did not go to war until the USSR felt victory was assured and grabbed territory from 8 Aug 1945.
by kung-fu jesus June 24, 2004
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(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real
I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.
by kung-fu jesus May 11, 2004
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(n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay
I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.
by kung-fu jesus May 8, 2004
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(v.) (British) to send baliffs to collect good/break kneecaps.
I'll send the boys round if my money is not banked by noon tommorrow.
by kung-fu jesus May 5, 2004
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One who charges friends, family and acquintances for lending of assets. Often, they will charge more knowing the party being lent assets is desperatly in need of them, and has no other option.
by kung-fu jesus April 29, 2004
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