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(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.
Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.
nose sex by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004
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Sex involving the use of a nose.

More specifically, the substitution of fingers and/or the male genitalia in favor of a large, phallic nose. This works best when the receiving partner possesses a clitoris.
I went to dinner with a man the other night. While his personality was lacking, he was quite well endowed. We went back to my place and had some hot nose sex. I rode his gorgeous appendage to the most incredible orgasm of my life.
nose sex by Øne January 16, 2008
Rubbing oneself's nose against another nose, penis or butthole.

Sometimes involves shoving a penis or a tongue up one or both or the nostrils.
I had so much nose sex last night that i can't breathe because there's too much cum clogging up my nostrils.
Nose Sex by Tittie Monster July 2, 2014

rhino sex (nose sex) 

to have sex in the nose
a new way.. "rhino sex (nose sex)"

kinky nose sex 

Like an eskimo kiss only sexier. When you're making out and you stop to rub your noses together .
"Noelle came home with all the make up rubbed off her nose. She must have been having some kinky nose sex or something..."
kinky nose sex by NoelleFromHell March 19, 2004
Alternative term for the word Penis as used in the ABC show Happy Endings.
Owww,... right in the Sex Nose!
Sex Nose by Logikflux May 25, 2011
Guy 1: "Hey dude, watch it with the low blows."

Guy 2: "Sorry dude. I totally hit your sex nose."

Jose: "Aycarumba!"
sex nose by Luscious JBO May 21, 2011
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