krhimself's definitions

david beckham

Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.

Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.

David Beckham, the professional athlete/model/metrosexual.

by KRHimself October 30, 2004

Quasimodo

an insult directed at a person with a hunched back. derived from the movie Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Yo Quasimodo, your shoulders sag more than an old lady's arms!

by KRHimself August 6, 2005

earthquake

a natural phenomenon which is no longer a phenomenon for the people of Japan.

Japan seems to suffer earthquakes as often as Florida gets ripped apart by hurricanes.

by KRHimself March 21, 2005

i ching

"ee-ching"

An ancient Chinese oracle, it's now commonly used by Westerners for enlightenment.

The concept centers around the opposites and inevitability of change.

"Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it."

- Collateral

by KRHimself September 4, 2005

kita-q

nickname for Kitakyushu.

Kita-Q is, hands down, the best city in Japan, maybe in all of Asia.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

making up historical facts

really just another way to accuse someone of lying or bullshitting.

1: I fucked Paris Hilton.
2: Will you PLEASE stop making up historical facts?

by KRHimself November 19, 2004

fuh

short for fuck.

Fuh this shit, man

by KRHimself December 14, 2003