krhimself's definitions

Shi

short for "shit."

Shi man, how you gonna do that?

by KRHimself December 14, 2003

Softbank Hawks

A Japanese baseball team capable of beating (dominating?) a Major League team on any given day. Certainly capable of dominating every team in the Japanese League, especially Hanshin.

Example: Softbank Hawks are the best team in Japan, possibly the world.

Hanshin fan: Hey, the Hawks suck.
Hawks fan: Well, explain to me how we came back from 3-2 down to beat your team to the Championship in 2003.
Hanshin fan: ......
Hawks fan: Yeah. QED, motherfucker.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

california roll

Strictly white people's type of sushi. This, by NO means, is a real type of sushi which features rice INSIDE the seaweed.

real sushi is rolled inside the seaweed, unlike he california roll.

by KRHimself March 9, 2005

East Sea

Retarded attempt by koreans to distort geography.
see sea of japan.

East Sea does not exist.

by KRHimself April 7, 2004

yomiuri giants

the absolute worst team in Japanese baseball, known for screwing up the draft system in order to secure the #1 pick for them every year.

there is nothing better in Japanese baseball than to see the Giants in last place.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Ravens

Team that used to be the Browns. Art Modell fucked goats on his way to Baltimore.

Singing die, die, Ravens, Ravens die
Singing die, die, Ravens, Ravens die
Singing die, die, Ravens, die, die, Ravens
Die, die, Ravens, Ravens die

by KRHimself December 15, 2003

rounders

A kickass movie about poker released in the late 90's.
Starring Matt Damon.
One damn good film.

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.

by KRHimself January 24, 2004