Ichiro

the best player in baseball today.

forget your home runs and MVP talks... Ichiro is simply the best player in MLB.

by KRHimself October 02, 2005

kentucky fried curse

In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.

The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.

I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.

by KRHimself October 18, 2004

mike tyson

The man with a tattoo on his face, his quote books is probably longer than his rap sheet.

"I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right."

by KRHimself June 01, 2004

squeaky wheel gets the grease

It means that if you bitch loud enough, you'll eventually get your way.

Becky begged for months to her parents for a new car and she somehow got it. Squeaky wheel gets the grease, I guess.

by KRHimself July 21, 2005

junichiro koizumi

prime minister of Japan.
seems to kiss up to Dubya waaaayyy too much.

Koizumi is a close friend of George W. Bush.
How close they really are is still a mystery.

by KRHimself July 18, 2004

race of spades

the very card that Omarosa loved to play in The Apprentice.

also used by people of virtually every race, even the Caucasians.

Asian: I can't get to the line first?
White: No dude, I was here before you.
Asian: Man, stop bein' all racist, man.
White: Well stop playing the race of spades on me.

by KRHimself September 03, 2004

homes

see ese, dawg, and mang.

What's goin on, homes?

by KRHimself January 23, 2004