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slurpjob

n. like a blowjob except that there is more slurping, sucking, and saliva involved.
"Dude, Kelly gave me a slurpjob in the office yesterday."
"Lucky. She only gave me a blowjob."
by KP123KP September 18, 2011
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Exyshale

n. (short for 'sexy shemale') A shemale the is so sexy that men do not care about her penis.
"I am gonna fuck her hard tonight."

"Even though she's a shemale?"

"Yup, because she is an exyshale."

"And she can fuck you, too!"
by KP123KP September 18, 2011
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flappaflappaflapp

n. the sound that occurs when a male is rapidly licking a female's vagina
"Her pussy tastes so good."

"How do you know?"

"Flappaflappaflapp, my friend."
by KP123KP September 18, 2011
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exyshale

n. (short for 'sexy shemale') a shemale who is so sexy that men do not care about her penis
"I am gonna fuck her so hard tonight."

"Even though she's a shemale?"

"Yup, because she is an exyshale."

"And she can fuck you, too!"
by KP123KP September 18, 2011
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pecfuck

n. like titfucking except there is two males, and one of them is shoving his penis between the other's pectorals
"My two cousins were over last night. One's a dude and the other's a chic."

"Uh-huh... and?"

"My chic cousin has boobs that are so big and perky that I asked her if I could titfuck her... She said no, and that's when my dude cousin came along and asked me if I wanted to pecfuck him."

"And you said yes, didn't you?"
by KP123KP September 18, 2011
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woman's work

n. when a female is "riding" (bouncing on) a male's penis during anal sex, leaving the male doing nothing
"What kind of sex did you and Kelly have in the office yesterday?"

"Anal sex. She did all of the woman's work while I just laid back and did nothing."

"Lucky. When I had sex with her, she put a dildo on, and made me do all of the woman's work."
by KP123KP September 18, 2011
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drunken fuckin'

v. having sex while you and the other participant(s) are drunk

n. any type of sex in which all the participants are drunk
"Yo, Jim. I was involved in some drunken fuckin' last night."

"I know, Jerry. It was with me. Don't you remember it was margarita night at the office?"

"Not again."
by KP123KP September 19, 2011
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