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Smig

To do a smig - To shit oneself.
Ahah! Simon's done a smig again!
by kore February 25, 2004
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Boogie Box

A game whereby you squeeze the fattest person you can into a smal cupboard, and roll it so the door is against the wall, thus trapping the fat twat inside, and then banging an irritating, catchy and amusing tune on the top.
HAHAH! We boogie boxed james again!
by Kore February 26, 2004
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Fnaarg

A word describing the situation when upon being given an order by the CIA to deliver some fresh eggs to Mrs. Brady in cocklebill street, you discover the eggs are not actually eggs, they are egs. Then the wheels of your delivery van fall off and you skid into a river. You survive in the wilderness for three days by building a raft out of fried Egs and slowly eating it. Then your legs fall off. You claw your way back to the CIA building, and they give you a fresh batch of Egs. When you finally arive at Mrs. Brady's, it turns out she died two years ago. You throw your hands up and scream.
Dude, i just had the worst Fnaarg ever
by Kore February 26, 2004
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farglewargle

In an imaginary city far away, emotions are not allowed. The drug tht suppresses them is called farglewargle.

The reasoning behind this is that when a voice shouts 'take your farglewargle' people who haven't will still have emotions, and will laugh.

You can then pick them off at leisure
voice: TAKE YOUR FARGLEWARGLE!!!
by Kore February 28, 2004
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sandwich

A foodstuff made of two pieces of bread, each buttered on one side only, with something, often ham, or jam, between them, when they are aligned so the corners are adjacent, and the buttered side point towards each other.
Hello, i would like a sandwich please. If you dont know what that is, it's a foodstuff made of two pieces of bread, each buttered on one side only, with something, often ham, or jam, between them, when they are aligned so the corners are adjacent, and the buttered side point towards each other.
by Kore March 9, 2004
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Poking Stick

A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.

An incredibly versatile human management tool
Move out the way, or i'll poke you with my Poking Stick
by Kore March 18, 2004
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clit cookie

An insult towards a male OR female.
"Don't be such a clit cookie, Marco."
by Kore December 18, 2003
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