Fnaarg

A word describing the situation when upon being given an order by the CIA to deliver some fresh eggs to Mrs. Brady in cocklebill street, you discover the eggs are not actually eggs, they are egs. Then the wheels of your delivery van fall off and you skid into a river. You survive in the wilderness for three days by building a raft out of fried Egs and slowly eating it. Then your legs fall off. You claw your way back to the CIA building, and they give you a fresh batch of Egs. When you finally arive at Mrs. Brady's, it turns out she died two years ago. You throw your hands up and scream.

Dude, i just had the worst Fnaarg ever

by Kore February 26, 2004

fnaar

Online expression mocking a sexual innuendo or pun

<john> (talking about returning a book) I gave it to her last night
<paul> fnaar!

by CrystalEyes December 13, 2007

Fnarg

One of the names for Doctor Who series April 2010.

-"Which series of Doctor Who is this?"
--"Well, it's series 5, or 31, or fnarg...."

by Miss Time Lady April 25, 2010

fnarg

The act of jaywalking, preceded by getting violentsly struck by a large truck.

"Woah! That tard just got fnarged!"

by jAkE February 8, 2005

fnaar

FNAAR! The exclamation crazy old scientists such as the Weeto's scientist dude makes when he's hard at work. He screams this as well, he has mad scientist goggles, the big frizzy afro and the big wide eyes. FNAAR!

<Mad Scientist> FNAAAR!

by Buns May 5, 2003

Fnargle

To strangle, choke or otherwise squeeze

I'll fnargle you if you don't shut up

by Polish Poland666999 March 14, 2018

fnarge

A replacement for the word fuck. Often used in the presence of someone who does not like swearing, or online forums where swwearing is not permitted.
As with the fuck word, it can mean anything. A verb, adjective, adverb, or noun.

Ah fnarge it.

For fnarges sake

by the mooon November 6, 2006