weezy and the swish

A weekly podcast/blogcast starring Louise "Weezy" Palanker and Laura "The Swish" Swisher (from G4TV's Unscrewed with Martin Sargent) as well as their tech guy Matt Hartley.

Congrats my friend, you just witnessed another weekly adventure in comedy-casting thanks to Weezy and The Swish.

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

peeping tom

Stealthy by nature, peeping toms use the latest state-of-the-art technology such as digital binoculars to spy on woman in any manner of undress.

Peeping toms are often featured on talk shows such as Maury or the Jerry Springer show and are always made out to be the bad guy even though every guy in America and the world wishes he could do the same thing.

Good ol' Grandpa Henry always has plenty of stories of how he used to be a peeping tom when he was in his 20's and seen plenty of hot naked boobs.

by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005

jump the party

A phrase to describe you just got it on with a girl, usually more than one.

It can be used in past, present and future tense (see example).

Past: he jumped the party
Present: he's jumping the party
Future: he's going to jump the party

by koolkalifornia February 09, 2005

pigeon shit

"Pigeon shit" is usually used to explain a bleak situation when other words fail.

I lost my job, my house and now my woman? PIGEON SHIT!

by koolkalifornia October 09, 2005

yodelin' in the valley

To perform cunninglingus. Used in the Kid Rock song "Yo-Da-Lin in the Valley".

Some guy: I was yodelin' in the valley last night.
Some other guy: *sings*
Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock
Yo, Yo, Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

dirty

A racial epithet referring to Mexicans.

Blonde Girl: Some dirty tried picking me up today.
Boyfriend: Fucking dirties have no respect.

by koolkalifornia November 12, 2007

Krustamafuck

The funniest most fularious fucking word you'll ever read.

When in an argument with some jack ass call him/her a krustamafuck and he/she will burst out in laughter, allowing you to sucker punch him/her.

Jackass: Who in the FUCK do you think you are taking MY parking spot?!
You: Piss off krustamafuck!
Jackass: *breaks out in laugher*
You: *punches jackass in the gut*

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005