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Definitions by koolkalifornia

lmolfaowrotfh 

Laughing my overly large fucking ass off while rolling on the floor hysterically.

Can be used to really confuse people in chatrooms.
flyindude959: I walked in on my mom and dad having sex and totally barfed all over them.
yo_momma_a_ho_777: lmolfaowrotfh
lmolfaowrotfh by koolkalifornia October 23, 2005

peeping tom 

Stealthy by nature, peeping toms use the latest state-of-the-art technology such as digital binoculars to spy on woman in any manner of undress.

Peeping toms are often featured on talk shows such as Maury or the Jerry Springer show and are always made out to be the bad guy even though every guy in America and the world wishes he could do the same thing.
Good ol' Grandpa Henry always has plenty of stories of how he used to be a peeping tom when he was in his 20's and seen plenty of hot naked boobs.
peeping tom by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005

ass sucker

A total lame ass that is usually doing stupid and/or retarded things.

See also: dumb fuck, ass hole, dumb shit, fuck face and stupid fuck.
Stan: Cartman, you're an ass sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass sucker. You suck ass. You see an ass and you suck it. You're an ass sucker.
ass sucker by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005

pigeon shit 

"Pigeon shit" is usually used to explain a bleak situation when other words fail.
I lost my job, my house and now my woman? PIGEON SHIT!
pigeon shit by koolkalifornia October 9, 2005

straight forward 

If somebody says they're going to be straight forward with you it means that they're just going to come out and say what they are feeling without dancing around it.
I'm going to be straight forward with you; your girlfriend is ugly as hell.
straight forward by koolkalifornia September 17, 2005
A word that originated in online online chatrooms meaning "extremely boring".

It takes the first 5 letters of boring and the first letter of extreme to make the word.
Damn this fucker is borine, let's bounce.
borine by koolkalifornia July 27, 2005

jump the party 

A phrase to describe you just got it on with a girl, usually more than one.

It can be used in past, present and future tense (see example).
Past: he jumped the party
Present: he's jumping the party
Future: he's going to jump the party
jump the party by koolkalifornia February 9, 2005