koolkalifornia's definitions

yodelin' in the valley

To perform cunninglingus. Used in the Kid Rock song "Yo-Da-Lin in the Valley".

Some guy: I was yodelin' in the valley last night.
Some other guy: *sings*
Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock
Yo, Yo, Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

ass sucker

A total lame ass that is usually doing stupid and/or retarded things.

See also: dumb fuck, ass hole, dumb shit, fuck face and stupid fuck.

Stan: Cartman, you're an ass sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass sucker. You suck ass. You see an ass and you suck it. You're an ass sucker.

by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005

lmolfaowrotfh

Laughing my overly large fucking ass off while rolling on the floor hysterically.

Can be used to really confuse people in chatrooms.

flyindude959: I walked in on my mom and dad having sex and totally barfed all over them.
yo_momma_a_ho_777: lmolfaowrotfh

by koolkalifornia October 23, 2005

nucking futs

An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".

50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

wolk

To stick it in the pooper while being given a dirty sanchez.

Guy: Do you wolk?
Friend: Fuck no, that's for homos.

by koolkalifornia November 27, 2006

borine

A word that originated in online online chatrooms meaning "extremely boring".

It takes the first 5 letters of boring and the first letter of extreme to make the word.

Damn this fucker is borine, let's bounce.

by koolkalifornia July 27, 2005

Krustamafuck

The funniest most fularious fucking word you'll ever read.

When in an argument with some jack ass call him/her a krustamafuck and he/she will burst out in laughter, allowing you to sucker punch him/her.

Jackass: Who in the FUCK do you think you are taking MY parking spot?!
You: Piss off krustamafuck!
Jackass: *breaks out in laugher*
You: *punches jackass in the gut*

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005