kmfrayed's definitions

Mangrum

to be held up long enough for your lunch to spoil

not necessarily pejorative

That lecture was so Mangrum my sandwich was rancid

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

Hair Child

the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz

It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower

by kmfrayed April 29, 2012

hunanakoka

exaggerated claims of genital endowment

he is definitely hunanakoka. he had to tell me when it was all the way in.

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

wax and wash

Masturbating with silicone lube. Feels awesome but requires soapy water as part of cleanup.

He's going to get caught on one of those bathroom runs after a Wax and Wash.

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

encoregasm

Ejaculatory orgasm within ten minutes of prior orgasm.

A joy of masturbating youth through college years

My weekly score is up to 40 now. Those encoregasms are great.

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

DWL

driving while licked is potentially dangerous, more and more as THE moment approaches

officer: you were driving recklessly. have you been drinking
guy: no, officer, I was DWL
officer: oh, then I will give you a warning this time. that's not a behind the wheel activity

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

Catapult Over the Fence

sliding back down his chest to align for exciting missionary position but missing

she Catapult Over the Fence and I jizzed on her chest

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012