kinkybabysteps's definitions
Dark fucks are when you have so few fucks to give, that you go dark, and only give fucks for malevolent goals like destroying the organization that has destroyed your soul or ruining the counselor that has forced you into counseling.
Dave, you seem energetic, like you suddenly have fucks to give. No, but I am going to burn down this building; I only have dark fucks to give.
by kinkybabysteps April 13, 2022
Get the Dark Fucksmug. Boohoobies are sad and depressing boobs. They are the type of boobs that just kind of sit there, overflowing a bra and looking like Squidward's nose. Boohoobies when a woman is laying down look like to blobfish sliding off of her chest, trying to make their way back into the sea. Boohoobies are generally a disappointment for both the boob owner and the boob aficionado.
I went back to her place, and she started undressing, and her boohoobies flopped out and just kind of sagged there, around her knees. It was very depressing.
by kinkybabysteps June 15, 2023
Get the Boohoobiesmug. Because words are hard, pancakes is an expression of fondness, infatuation, and affection when no other expression seems to fit or is appropriate. It is something you can say to someone so that they will know, and you will know, even though neither of you really know. There is also an emoji for it, so that is nice.
Did you tell her how you feel?
No, I got tongue-tied and said, "I really like pancakes."
Well, did she get it?
Yeah, because she said she likes pancakes too, and then we totally nibbled.
No, I got tongue-tied and said, "I really like pancakes."
Well, did she get it?
Yeah, because she said she likes pancakes too, and then we totally nibbled.
by kinkybabysteps May 25, 2019
Get the Pancakesmug. The whimsical act of improving public spaces and art with googly eyes in an attempt to spread happiness, joy, and be just a tad bit mischievous.
This weekend, I am going to take my date out and impress her with my mad googli-fitti skills, and googly eye the HELL out of downtown.
by kinkybabysteps December 2, 2021
Get the Googli-fittimug. A form of poetry following a 5-7-5 syllable pattern that is sensual, sexually suggestive, and erotic. It is designed to woo a lover and encourage her to wrap her thighs around you.
Me: Hey, love. I wrote you a thigh-ku.
Her: Let me hear it.
Me:
Warm Friday showers,
But they would be twice as hot
If you were with me.
Her: Take off your clothes and get over her.
Her: Let me hear it.
Me:
Warm Friday showers,
But they would be twice as hot
If you were with me.
Her: Take off your clothes and get over her.
by kinkybabysteps August 16, 2021
Get the Thigh-Kumug. When two couples come together for shenanigans and focus their time, for the duration of the the experience, on the opposite spouse; this experience is has previously been known as wife swapping. DILF Flipping is a non-patriarchal, modern, female forward term for wife swapping
Hey Suzie, when the four of us go out this weekend, are you comfortable DILF Flipping again? I really want that back massage with with strings attached your husband has been promising me
by kinkybabysteps November 4, 2018
Get the DILF Flippingmug. I motorboated her, but she wanted more, so I plunged down below because she needed some submarining.
by kinkybabysteps April 3, 2024
Get the Submariningmug.