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shitstick

Similar to HitStick popularized by Madden 2005 (and since). In the game when someone is HitStick they are bewildered and shaken from the event. ShitStick is farting around someone and having the same effect.
Matt: What is that?!
Jay: I definetaly reefed a fart at you...
Matt: Dude that sounded like a low flying jet.
Jay: It's my new ShitStick...enjoy.
by King Jay July 4, 2008
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kesha rose

Beautiful & talented pop singer. Kesha is highly intelligent with a very good IQ. Kesha started her career as Ke$ha but changed it due to relieving her past and starting anew. Kesha is truly a warrior, she taught to be yourself and have fun. Kesha has amazing musical talent and is known for her song "TiK ToK", she made numerous hits like "Die Young", C'Mon, and "Crazy Kids". She developed through time and became one of the most popular mainstream artists. Kesha is truly magical and changed people's lives. She truly deserves respect and is actually better than what people think (she even has her own jewelry line!). K$ ⚡👽✨
by king jay May 22, 2014
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dog whistle weekend

This refers to a weekend (or evening perhaps) that is so low key and lacking in events that on a volume scale it is undectable to humans...just like a dog's whistle.
Matt: How was your weekend man?
Jay: Effing horrible. Friday night my ride bailed and Saturday/Sunday I stayed in studying...my weekend was so low key only the dogs were aware.
Matt: Ahh you had a dog whistle weekend...lame.
by King Jay March 9, 2008
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Most Valuable Drunk

Most Valuable Drunk refers to the member of your crew that can be counted on each time he or she is wasted for severeal things:
1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them
Eric: Yo how did this shit even get started...I don't wanna have a team fight with these ninja's, who got us into this shit?
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...
by king jay March 27, 2008
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soon time

Soon time is a good answer to use when people are streesing for a respone. It basically means that they needn't worry and act in question will happen asap.
Matt: Yo guy we gotta pay out rent, when you gonna get the money?
Jay: Soon time...
Matt: Word son, glad to hear it.
by King Jay March 11, 2008
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t9word of god

t9word of god: people who text religiously believe that if the word they are attempting to text is not in their personal default t9word dictionary, it is not a real word.
Matt: Jay I'm telling you man, this is a word...
Jay: I don't care man...aswell isn't in my t9word and I consistently have to type it in letter by letter, thereofre it doesn't exist!
Matt: I need a new roomate...
Jay: t9word of god, relgion is what you make of it!
by King Jay March 10, 2008
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fuck that noise

If you feel strongly against something or a very deep hatred for event in question. Fuck that noise is a way of saying no chance, no way an event is "going down"
Matt: Jay man, let's hit up The OC this weekend?
Jay: Fuck that noise, too many chochs...
Matt: Word, fuckin lames...
by King Jay March 11, 2008
mugGet the fuck that noisemug.

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