kidmuto's definitions

miserated

to be caused to feel miserable

my boss miserated the hell out of me today

by kidmuto June 8, 2009

mentholized

having had alchohol or any menthol containing substance rubbed on a man's head immediately after shaving it bald. this is typically performed by the barber.

the barber mentholized him right after the cut.

by kidmuto August 21, 2008

dorkaramus

an adjective used to describe anything that is extremely dorky

that star wars convention was totally dorkaramus

by kidmuto June 15, 2011

flossflick

the guck that gets flicked out from in between your teeth while flossing, typically landing on the bathroom mirror

if you face me while flossing, you might get your flossflick on me!

by kidmuto January 18, 2009

tailwinding

The act of passing gas as you walk, leaving a wake of unpleasant smell behind you

Johnny was tailwinding down Park Avenue, much to the dismay of those walking behind him.

by kidmuto April 22, 2010

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 25, 2008

statuscatalyst

a cryptic status message (such as on Facebook or GChat) that does not describe your mood unless coupled with other bits of information.

SA: What's with the strange status message?
EP: You had to have been at the party to get it - it's a statuscatalyst.

by kidmuto August 3, 2008