15 definitions by kickflipthecat
A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.
Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
by kickflipthecat July 2, 2009
An extremely talented Mississippi-Delta Blues band. They are famous for their solid, driving lines and ability to give their audience an extreme case of the blues. Their singer, Nathan Explosion, is famous for his deep, raspy vocals and heavy, depressing lyricss which frequently feature trains. The lead guitarist, Skwisgaar Skwigelf is one of the finest blues guitarists and history and is famous for his lengthy, complex solos.
They're almost always "playins dem blous!" and were taught the ways of the blues by renowned blues guitarist Mashed Potato Johnson.
They're almost always "playins dem blous!" and were taught the ways of the blues by renowned blues guitarist Mashed Potato Johnson.
THERE. IS NO. ESCAPE. BUT DEATH.
YOUR LIFE. IS JUST. A MURDER. TRAIN. A-COMIN.
-Murder Train a-Comin' by Dethklok
YOUR LIFE. IS JUST. A MURDER. TRAIN. A-COMIN.
-Murder Train a-Comin' by Dethklok
by kickflipthecat July 28, 2008
Mediocre weed. About equivalent to the lowest beaster, but not from British Columbia. Better than schwag or commercial, worse than beaster, headies, or anything with a nickname.
Typically stuff grown indoors but not grown super well. Outdoor stuff that's been harvested, dried, and packaged well might also be sold as mids. Gives you a somewhat noticeable feeling. However, it really can't be called high.
Despite what one definition says, it is not dependent on area. Mids is always the step directly below beaster. Based purely on a scale of how high it gets you, it isn't truly the middle of the scale- it sits almost exactly between White Widow and the leaves from industrial hemp (which you can't really smoke).
It's pretty difficult to tell the difference between mids and commercial until you smoke it (commercial just makes the habitual toker feel sleepy). If it's green, devoid of hair or crystals, and has a pretty low seed content, it's probably mids.
Typically stuff grown indoors but not grown super well. Outdoor stuff that's been harvested, dried, and packaged well might also be sold as mids. Gives you a somewhat noticeable feeling. However, it really can't be called high.
Despite what one definition says, it is not dependent on area. Mids is always the step directly below beaster. Based purely on a scale of how high it gets you, it isn't truly the middle of the scale- it sits almost exactly between White Widow and the leaves from industrial hemp (which you can't really smoke).
It's pretty difficult to tell the difference between mids and commercial until you smoke it (commercial just makes the habitual toker feel sleepy). If it's green, devoid of hair or crystals, and has a pretty low seed content, it's probably mids.
I hit some mids last night. I felt a kind of weird, tired, and I had the munchies, but I wasn't really high. At least it wasn't total dirt though. My boy Stevie is gettin' some beaster tomorrow and I'll actually get high.
by kickflipthecat February 24, 2009
1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.
2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."
2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
by kickflipthecat August 17, 2011
Among the most disgusting substances on Earth, and the nadir for critics of domestic beer (ie. everyone who doesn't bang fat trailer-trash skanks). Natty ice is produced by Anheuser-Busch, the world's highest-volume beer producer and bringer of fine products such as brewery worker excrement (aka Budweiser). Natty Ice is remarkable as one of the few beers that is almost completely devoid of hops.
Natty Ice is popular among frat boys with completely empty lives who go by the doctrine, "free beer is good beer." However, if you consider KFC to be palatable, you may just love the taste of Nat.
Natty Ice is popular among frat boys with completely empty lives who go by the doctrine, "free beer is good beer." However, if you consider KFC to be palatable, you may just love the taste of Nat.
1: How am I supposed to drink this beer? It tastes like Natty Ice?
2: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine it's something better, like salty water.
2: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine it's something better, like salty water.
by kickflipthecat September 24, 2007
To have your credibility attacked by an a dishonest political machine. Named for four ads run by a conservative group of Vietnam War veterans called Swiftboat Veterans for Truth (SBVT) during the 2004 presidential campaign.
The ads featured Vietnam veterans corroborating falsehoods about Kerry's service in Vietnam, and criticizing his testimony as a member of Vietnam Veterans Against the War before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
The accuracy of the ads was discredited by official Navy records, other veterans, and several of the SBVT's own members. In spite of media sources openly questioning their validity, they were effective in raising doubts about Kerry's war record in critical swing states. Bush, a draft-dodger, managed to win his second term in the 2004 election, largely due to the Swiftboat ads.
These days, when media figures have their image attacked, they claim they've been swiftboated in order to imply that the attackers are dishonest or using false information.
The ads featured Vietnam veterans corroborating falsehoods about Kerry's service in Vietnam, and criticizing his testimony as a member of Vietnam Veterans Against the War before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
The accuracy of the ads was discredited by official Navy records, other veterans, and several of the SBVT's own members. In spite of media sources openly questioning their validity, they were effective in raising doubts about Kerry's war record in critical swing states. Bush, a draft-dodger, managed to win his second term in the 2004 election, largely due to the Swiftboat ads.
These days, when media figures have their image attacked, they claim they've been swiftboated in order to imply that the attackers are dishonest or using false information.
Steve: The New York Post ran a story that Al Pacino is a child molester. They're trying to swiftboat him.
Bob: Wait, I read what that means on Urban Dictionary. According to the highest rated definitions, that means he's raping little boys.
Steve: What? That's not what swiftboated means at all, just look on wikipedia. Those definitions must have been written by Bush supporters.
Bob: Wait, I read what that means on Urban Dictionary. According to the highest rated definitions, that means he's raping little boys.
Steve: What? That's not what swiftboated means at all, just look on wikipedia. Those definitions must have been written by Bush supporters.
by kickflipthecat July 29, 2010
Used to indicate the speaker is under the influence of a mind-altering substance. If it's not obviously something else, that usually means they're referring to cannabis. Can be used as an excuse for being unable to comprehend basic math.
by kickflipthecat November 4, 2010