kickflipthecat's definitions
Mediocre weed. About equivalent to the lowest beaster, but not from British Columbia. Better than schwag or commercial, worse than beaster, headies, or anything with a nickname.
Typically stuff grown indoors but not grown super well. Outdoor stuff that's been harvested, dried, and packaged well might also be sold as mids. Gives you a somewhat noticeable feeling. However, it really can't be called high.
Despite what one definition says, it is not dependent on area. Mids is always the step directly below beaster. Based purely on a scale of how high it gets you, it isn't truly the middle of the scale- it sits almost exactly between White Widow and the leaves from industrial hemp (which you can't really smoke).
It's pretty difficult to tell the difference between mids and commercial until you smoke it (commercial just makes the habitual toker feel sleepy). If it's green, devoid of hair or crystals, and has a pretty low seed content, it's probably mids.
Typically stuff grown indoors but not grown super well. Outdoor stuff that's been harvested, dried, and packaged well might also be sold as mids. Gives you a somewhat noticeable feeling. However, it really can't be called high.
Despite what one definition says, it is not dependent on area. Mids is always the step directly below beaster. Based purely on a scale of how high it gets you, it isn't truly the middle of the scale- it sits almost exactly between White Widow and the leaves from industrial hemp (which you can't really smoke).
It's pretty difficult to tell the difference between mids and commercial until you smoke it (commercial just makes the habitual toker feel sleepy). If it's green, devoid of hair or crystals, and has a pretty low seed content, it's probably mids.
I hit some mids last night. I felt a kind of weird, tired, and I had the munchies, but I wasn't really high. At least it wasn't total dirt though. My boy Stevie is gettin' some beaster tomorrow and I'll actually get high.
by kickflipthecat February 24, 2009
Get the midsmug. Among the most disgusting substances on Earth, and the nadir for critics of domestic beer (ie. everyone who doesn't bang fat trailer-trash skanks). Natty ice is produced by Anheuser-Busch, the world's highest-volume beer producer and bringer of fine products such as brewery worker excrement (aka Budweiser). Natty Ice is remarkable as one of the few beers that is almost completely devoid of hops.
Natty Ice is popular among frat boys with completely empty lives who go by the doctrine, "free beer is good beer." However, if you consider KFC to be palatable, you may just love the taste of Nat.
Natty Ice is popular among frat boys with completely empty lives who go by the doctrine, "free beer is good beer." However, if you consider KFC to be palatable, you may just love the taste of Nat.
1: How am I supposed to drink this beer? It tastes like Natty Ice?
2: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine it's something better, like salty water.
2: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine it's something better, like salty water.
by kickflipthecat October 9, 2007
Get the Natty icemug. 1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.
2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."
2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
by kickflipthecat August 21, 2011
Get the rick santorummug. A trip on Dimethyltryptamine or the less commonly used 5-Methoxy-Dimethyltryptamine. DMT is widely regarded as the most intense psychedelic experience attainable through the use of drugs. Many users experience religious or philosophical epiphanies during a trip.
DMT is named The Businessman's Lunch or The Businessman's Trip because it fits neatly within a typical lunch break for a soulless cubicle-slave (corporate extortionist executives rarely limit themselves to an hour long lunch break, so they have the freedom to use drugs with significantly longer durations). Trips last up to an hour, but can be as short as twenty to thirty minutes. Several experiences with DMT are detailed in Alexander shulgin's book Tryptamines I Have Known and Loved.
Users should be wary, the effects hit the brain within a matter of seconds and quickly lead to a near-catatonic state. Make sure you have a friend nearby to make sure you don't drop the bowl or the lighter in your lap.
DMT is named The Businessman's Lunch or The Businessman's Trip because it fits neatly within a typical lunch break for a soulless cubicle-slave (corporate extortionist executives rarely limit themselves to an hour long lunch break, so they have the freedom to use drugs with significantly longer durations). Trips last up to an hour, but can be as short as twenty to thirty minutes. Several experiences with DMT are detailed in Alexander shulgin's book Tryptamines I Have Known and Loved.
Users should be wary, the effects hit the brain within a matter of seconds and quickly lead to a near-catatonic state. Make sure you have a friend nearby to make sure you don't drop the bowl or the lighter in your lap.
1: What if this is all just a ride, dude?
2: Why are you talking like that? Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
1: I just grabbed a quick Businessman's Lunch
2: Why are you talking like that? Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
1: I just grabbed a quick Businessman's Lunch
by kickflipthecat October 5, 2007
Get the Businessman's lunchmug. A forced, fake-looking smile you put on when you have to pretend you're enjoying something awful, like kissing your boss's ass. Counterpart to a shit eating grin, where you put on a big stupid smile, completely unaware of an uncomfortable situation you've created.
Bob told that dumbass Michael his presentation was great. You could see the ass eating grin plastered on his face.
by kickflipthecat July 27, 2010
Get the Ass eating grinmug. (Point Shit) Less than a .1 of weed. When someone says they'll throw in for your next bowl or joint and they pull a bag out of their pocket with one small hit worth of bud.
Can lead to the awkward situation of not having enough for to get everyone high.
Can lead to the awkward situation of not having enough for to get everyone high.
by kickflipthecat August 2, 2011
Get the .shitmug. The earliest stage of alcohol consumption, when one is just barely aware of the chemical's interaction with the brain, but not buzzed yet. As close to sober as possible, but not 100%. Usually occurs within the first couple drinks, but it varies from person to person.
One might think they are pinged after a few swigs of a drink, not because the alcohol is actually affecting their brain, but because they think they should be feeling something already. This is a placebo effect, and causes people to loosen up for no apparent reason and others to call them lightweights.
Pinged is often the only state where one can be confident they are below the drink-drive limit.
One might think they are pinged after a few swigs of a drink, not because the alcohol is actually affecting their brain, but because they think they should be feeling something already. This is a placebo effect, and causes people to loosen up for no apparent reason and others to call them lightweights.
Pinged is often the only state where one can be confident they are below the drink-drive limit.
Bob: How much you had?
Dweezil: Just two beers, I'm still cool to drive.
Bob: You sure? You're not even buzzed yet?
Dweezil: Nah, just pinged.
Dweezil: Just two beers, I'm still cool to drive.
Bob: You sure? You're not even buzzed yet?
Dweezil: Nah, just pinged.
by kickflipthecat June 28, 2010
Get the Pingedmug.