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Among the most disgusting substances on Earth, and the nadir for critics of domestic beer (ie. everyone who doesn't bang fat trailer-trash skanks). Natty ice is produced by Anheuser-Busch, the world's highest-volume beer producer and bringer of fine products such as brewery worker excrement (aka Budweiser). Natty Ice is remarkable as one of the few beers that is almost completely devoid of hops.
Natty Ice is popular among frat boys with completely empty lives who go by the doctrine, "free beer is good beer." However, if you consider KFC to be palatable, you may just love the taste of Nat.
Natty Ice is popular among frat boys with completely empty lives who go by the doctrine, "free beer is good beer." However, if you consider KFC to be palatable, you may just love the taste of Nat.
1: How am I supposed to drink this beer? It tastes like Natty Ice?
2: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine it's something better, like salty water.
2: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine it's something better, like salty water.
by kickflipthecat October 9, 2007
Get the Natty icemug. 1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.
2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."
2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
by kickflipthecat August 21, 2011
Get the rick santorummug. An extremely talented Mississippi-Delta Blues band. They are famous for their solid, driving lines and ability to give their audience an extreme case of the blues. Their singer, Nathan Explosion, is famous for his deep, raspy vocals and heavy, depressing lyricss which frequently feature trains. The lead guitarist, Skwisgaar Skwigelf is one of the finest blues guitarists and history and is famous for his lengthy, complex solos.
They're almost always "playins dem blous!" and were taught the ways of the blues by renowned blues guitarist Mashed Potato Johnson.
They're almost always "playins dem blous!" and were taught the ways of the blues by renowned blues guitarist Mashed Potato Johnson.
THERE. IS NO. ESCAPE. BUT DEATH.
YOUR LIFE. IS JUST. A MURDER. TRAIN. A-COMIN.
-Murder Train a-Comin' by Dethklok
YOUR LIFE. IS JUST. A MURDER. TRAIN. A-COMIN.
-Murder Train a-Comin' by Dethklok
by kickflipthecat August 24, 2008
Get the dethklokmug. The earliest stage of alcohol consumption, when one is just barely aware of the chemical's interaction with the brain, but not buzzed yet. As close to sober as possible, but not 100%. Usually occurs within the first couple drinks, but it varies from person to person.
One might think they are pinged after a few swigs of a drink, not because the alcohol is actually affecting their brain, but because they think they should be feeling something already. This is a placebo effect, and causes people to loosen up for no apparent reason and others to call them lightweights.
Pinged is often the only state where one can be confident they are below the drink-drive limit.
One might think they are pinged after a few swigs of a drink, not because the alcohol is actually affecting their brain, but because they think they should be feeling something already. This is a placebo effect, and causes people to loosen up for no apparent reason and others to call them lightweights.
Pinged is often the only state where one can be confident they are below the drink-drive limit.
Bob: How much you had?
Dweezil: Just two beers, I'm still cool to drive.
Bob: You sure? You're not even buzzed yet?
Dweezil: Nah, just pinged.
Dweezil: Just two beers, I'm still cool to drive.
Bob: You sure? You're not even buzzed yet?
Dweezil: Nah, just pinged.
by kickflipthecat June 28, 2010
Get the Pingedmug. A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.
Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
by kickflipthecat July 1, 2009
Get the Consolation bluntmug. A forced, fake-looking smile you put on when you have to pretend you're enjoying something awful, like kissing your boss's ass. Counterpart to a shit eating grin, where you put on a big stupid smile, completely unaware of an uncomfortable situation you've created.
Bob told that dumbass Michael his presentation was great. You could see the ass eating grin plastered on his face.
by kickflipthecat July 27, 2010
Get the Ass eating grinmug. Mediocre weed. About equivalent to the lowest beaster, but not from British Columbia. Better than schwag or commercial, worse than beaster, headies, or anything with a nickname.
Typically stuff grown indoors but not grown super well. Outdoor stuff that's been harvested, dried, and packaged well might also be sold as mids. Gives you a somewhat noticeable feeling. However, it really can't be called high.
Despite what one definition says, it is not dependent on area. Mids is always the step directly below beaster. Based purely on a scale of how high it gets you, it isn't truly the middle of the scale- it sits almost exactly between White Widow and the leaves from industrial hemp (which you can't really smoke).
It's pretty difficult to tell the difference between mids and commercial until you smoke it (commercial just makes the habitual toker feel sleepy). If it's green, devoid of hair or crystals, and has a pretty low seed content, it's probably mids.
Typically stuff grown indoors but not grown super well. Outdoor stuff that's been harvested, dried, and packaged well might also be sold as mids. Gives you a somewhat noticeable feeling. However, it really can't be called high.
Despite what one definition says, it is not dependent on area. Mids is always the step directly below beaster. Based purely on a scale of how high it gets you, it isn't truly the middle of the scale- it sits almost exactly between White Widow and the leaves from industrial hemp (which you can't really smoke).
It's pretty difficult to tell the difference between mids and commercial until you smoke it (commercial just makes the habitual toker feel sleepy). If it's green, devoid of hair or crystals, and has a pretty low seed content, it's probably mids.
I hit some mids last night. I felt a kind of weird, tired, and I had the munchies, but I wasn't really high. At least it wasn't total dirt though. My boy Stevie is gettin' some beaster tomorrow and I'll actually get high.
by kickflipthecat February 24, 2009
Get the midsmug.