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Pinged

The earliest stage of alcohol consumption, when one is just barely aware of the chemical's interaction with the brain, but not buzzed yet. As close to sober as possible, but not 100%. Usually occurs within the first couple drinks, but it varies from person to person.

One might think they are pinged after a few swigs of a drink, not because the alcohol is actually affecting their brain, but because they think they should be feeling something already. This is a placebo effect, and causes people to loosen up for no apparent reason and others to call them lightweights.

Pinged is often the only state where one can be confident they are below the drink-drive limit.
Bob: How much you had?
Dweezil: Just two beers, I'm still cool to drive.
Bob: You sure? You're not even buzzed yet?
Dweezil: Nah, just pinged.
by kickflipthecat June 28, 2010
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Consolation blunt

A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.

Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
Pigs took your Zong? I'll call Shortie, we'll get you a consolation blunt.
by kickflipthecat July 1, 2009
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dethklok

An extremely talented Mississippi-Delta Blues band. They are famous for their solid, driving lines and ability to give their audience an extreme case of the blues. Their singer, Nathan Explosion, is famous for his deep, raspy vocals and heavy, depressing lyricss which frequently feature trains. The lead guitarist, Skwisgaar Skwigelf is one of the finest blues guitarists and history and is famous for his lengthy, complex solos.

They're almost always "playins dem blous!" and were taught the ways of the blues by renowned blues guitarist Mashed Potato Johnson.
THERE. IS NO. ESCAPE. BUT DEATH.
YOUR LIFE. IS JUST. A MURDER. TRAIN. A-COMIN.

-Murder Train a-Comin' by Dethklok
by kickflipthecat August 24, 2008
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Swiftboated

To have your credibility attacked by an a dishonest political machine. Named for four ads run by a conservative group of Vietnam War veterans called Swiftboat Veterans for Truth (SBVT) during the 2004 presidential campaign.

The ads featured Vietnam veterans corroborating falsehoods about Kerry's service in Vietnam, and criticizing his testimony as a member of Vietnam Veterans Against the War before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

The accuracy of the ads was discredited by official Navy records, other veterans, and several of the SBVT's own members. In spite of media sources openly questioning their validity, they were effective in raising doubts about Kerry's war record in critical swing states. Bush, a draft-dodger, managed to win his second term in the 2004 election, largely due to the Swiftboat ads.

These days, when media figures have their image attacked, they claim they've been swiftboated in order to imply that the attackers are dishonest or using false information.
Steve: The New York Post ran a story that Al Pacino is a child molester. They're trying to swiftboat him.
Bob: Wait, I read what that means on Urban Dictionary. According to the highest rated definitions, that means he's raping little boys.
Steve: What? That's not what swiftboated means at all, just look on wikipedia. Those definitions must have been written by Bush supporters.
by kickflipthecat July 29, 2010
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C Cup

A breast size that is slightly above average. In America, the medium to larger C Cup sizes are the optimal range of breasts, as they strike a happy medium between too small and too large to adequately grope. By Japanese measurements, however, a C is the equivalent of an American small B, so As are something truly pathetic in Japan.
1: Damn! That bitty got perfect titties!
2: I'd say she fills a C Cup pretty nicely.
by kickflipthecat October 5, 2007
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Ass eating grin

A forced, fake-looking smile you put on when you have to pretend you're enjoying something awful, like kissing your boss's ass. Counterpart to a shit eating grin, where you put on a big stupid smile, completely unaware of an uncomfortable situation you've created.
Bob told that dumbass Michael his presentation was great. You could see the ass eating grin plastered on his face.
by kickflipthecat July 27, 2010
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rick santorum

1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.

2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."

2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
by kickflipthecat August 21, 2011
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