shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

by Kevin December 04, 2004

Going blister commando

Similar to Going Commando. To wear closed toe shoes without socks, giving you blisters

"Man, my heel is killing me, I shouldn't have gone blister commando yesterday"

by Kevin February 21, 2005

hemed up

n. a place thats filled with cops,teachers,or n e thing that will get u in truble ... n e thing that will get u intruble

i aint goin to that park to smoke its a hem up.

if we go there well get hemed up by the fuckin pigs

dont choke with that joke hes a fuckin hem up

by kevin December 07, 2003

roment

Noun - Not a real full romance, just a romantic moment.

Came to Kage in a Dream 12/18/19

Every year the professor goes through a few different boys on this side of room. Some of them like ketchup, some of them like mustard, but he seems likes hes interested and makes you fall in love at first sight. Then he ghosts a week later. You're ready for a full romance but its just a roment, or a I guess thats what you can call what happened to me.

by Kevin December 18, 2019

light it up like a christmas tree

Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.

They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.

by Kevin February 12, 2007

subprofile

made by computer nerds who weren't satisfied with the standard aim profile limit. users of this usually view their own profiles to get "views" or to give a fake sense of their "popularity". some users get so desperate that they make up a screen name and view it themselves to pretend to be popular, and some even sign their own guestbooks. usually includes "i'm bored so i made this", lyrics to shitty songs, or "hey %n, welcome to my profile. it is currently %t and today is %d"

okay, damn it, the limit is 1024 characters, which is way more than enough to give a shoutout to your one friend from school. and it's fucking called a profile. a profile was originally intended to give away personal information, not type random shit for no reason to yourself for no reason.

SubProfile: Click to Continue.
please view my subprofile and sign the guestbook!!

by kevin February 07, 2004

Iggy

1. short for ignore

2. nickname for the best hockey player Jarome Iginla.

I put that chat bitch on iggy.

Iggy is the MVP of the league.

by Kevin July 26, 2004