kenyon's definitions

Oh bust

"Oh bust" is an exclamation, much like the late "you got dissed." It signifies that someone has been taken down a knotch. When someone utters "oh bust" they are to cuff their right hand over their mouth as if to holler. After "oh bust" is said a laugh should promptly follow.

Jim: Hey Steve didja go to that party last night?
Steve: What party? There was a party? How come I wasn't invited to the party?
Stacy: You have no friends.
Jim: Oh bust! Hahaha

by Kenyon March 2, 2005

Pony

a sidleing strut, akin to a sashay, but with more knee movement and hip thrusting. Used to express joy

Hey, Krystal.. Could you just pony on over here for a few?

by Kenyon February 8, 2003

Choad

A person for whom no visual confimration is necessary to prove that their penis is, in fact, wider than it is long.

Colin and Sandy 'the pear shaped man'

by Kenyon February 8, 2003

ultimate, the

penis-in-vagina

" Last night Tina experienced the ultimate with Nathan."

by kenyon February 8, 2003

Schemalea

Someone who sucks

David, you are such a Schemalea face!

by Kenyon May 13, 2004

tightey-whiteys

men's briefs: white, with wide elastic band

With his nice buns, Johnny Vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.

by kenyon December 12, 2003

Li'l Tones

an amazing specimen of a person. 5'7" brown hair, blue eyes. gives great handjobs

"Hey Li'l Tones. . ."

by kenyon February 8, 2003