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Definitions by kenthar

1. Barbaric, or brutal.

2. A game made by s2games, combining elements of Real Time Strategy and First Person Shooters. Much like Natural Selection, with a different setting, of course.

3. Some video or song by some nobody.
1. "Geez, you don't have to be so savage you know."

2. "I play Savage all the time; it's awesome! Much better than Natural Selection, and the same genre"

3. I looked up Savage on Google and found a bunch of porn sites.
Savage by Kenthar February 15, 2004
The apparently obvious (but nonexistant) closing of the "word" HTML tag.
For idiots only, like that one guy that wrote a definition for wingman
\word by Kenthar February 12, 2004

n00b cannon 

Any sort of weapon that can be "effortlessly" used to kill another in a video game, usually a First Person Shooter. These weapons are also usually, but not always, shotguns.

Often, these "n00b cannons" have heavy disadvantages, and the guy who keeps getting killed is probably doing something horribly wrong.

Regardless, use of these weapons in public multiplayer will get you mocked and shunned, even though they are valid weapons, with only a couple exceptions.
The Flux Gun in Savage.
The Auto Shotgun in Counter Strike.
The Grub from Gunbound could possibly be considered a n00b cannon.
The Shotgun in Natural Selection.
The SPAS in Navy Seals-Covert Operations.
The Chaingun in Team Fortress
The OICW in SWAT 3.
The Panzerfaust in Enemy Territory. (Restricted on some servers)
The Jackhammer in Planetside.

See any patterns in there? Lots of fast-firing shotguns. Anyone ever hear of sniper rifles to counter?
n00b cannon by Kenthar February 12, 2004

Eternal Ferret 

The statement that this Eternal Ferret, who does not have his own web dominion, has bested our lord limecat is nothing but heresy.

The battle was caught on video tape. The ferret was immediately distracted by something shiny, as they often are. Limecat swiped, and it was all over in an instant.
Eternal Ferret is dead. Long live Limecat!
Eternal Ferret by Kenthar February 10, 2004
1. Primal, or brutal.

2. A game made by s2games, combining elements of Real Time Strategy and First Person Shooters. Much like Natural Selection, with a different setting, of course.

3. Some video or song by some nobody.
1. "Geez, you don't have to be so savage you know."

2. "I play Savage all the time; it's awesome! Much better than NS, and the same genre"

3. I looked up Savage on Google and found a bunch of porn sites.
Savage by Kenthar February 5, 2004
1. A very powerful Core unit in the game, Total Annihilation. The Can boasts a giant laser that takes 75 out of your energy reserves to fire.

2. A toilet

3. The (Trash) Can
1. Uh oh, a The Can is coming to my base! I need to surrender! SURRENDER! It isn't working! AHHHHH!

2. Bob: Hey Kenthar, I need to use The Can. Where is it.
Kenthar: Next The Can - 5 miles south, sucka!

3. He shoots! *throws a balled-up piece of paper at The Can* He scores!
the can by Kenthar January 26, 2004
A very deadly and painful STD that comes from having sex with someone infected with herpes that is also not very good at spelling. Quite similar to ghonorrea.
Various people that posted definitions for groupie, Good times, klax, corn, Prostawhore, herp, *erica* Twatslut, and ahg seem to think herpies is a word.
herpies by Kenthar January 13, 2004