a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.
by ken power January 15, 2008
by ken power September 05, 2007
NDS= new dick syndrome. it's when women leave their current penis for a new penis, often thinking the grass is greener on the other side. if your girl gets NDS, nothing can cure it, she's leaving you and taking half your shit.
i suspect my wife may have a case of N-D-S,she came home the other night with jhizstains on her skirt.
by ken power February 07, 2009
similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas
by ken power January 15, 2008
someone who picks on the weak. to me a weak person is a turd. picking on them makes you a turdbruiser.
larry: dude, you can't hit that little turd!
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser
by ken power January 15, 2008
by ken power January 15, 2008
a word used to denote the use of alcohol when trying to get laid. a conventional jack raises cars so that tires can be changed. a fuckjack (a drink) assists in the spreading of a girls thighs.
i can't score with this chick, so i may have to incorperate the use of a few fuckjacks to loosen her up.
by ken power August 26, 2008