ken power's definitions

N-D-S

NDS= new dick syndrome. it's when women leave their current penis for a new penis, often thinking the grass is greener on the other side. if your girl gets NDS, nothing can cure it, she's leaving you and taking half your shit.

i suspect my wife may have a case of N-D-S,she came home the other night with jhizstains on her skirt.

by ken power February 7, 2009

tubar

"turded up beyond all recognition"

derived from the military, "fubar"

my uncle louie got tubar'd last saturday by a fleetline bus.

by ken power September 5, 2007

fuckhelmet

a condom. it protects as per a helmet.

oh shit, i think the fuckhelmet broke.

by ken power January 15, 2008

dickopede

an insect with 100 dicks

dude, you look like you just been assfucked by a giant dickopede.

by ken power September 5, 2007

fuckjack

a word used to denote the use of alcohol when trying to get laid. a conventional jack raises cars so that tires can be changed. a fuckjack (a drink) assists in the spreading of a girls thighs.

i can't score with this chick, so i may have to incorperate the use of a few fuckjacks to loosen her up.

by ken power August 26, 2008

freckle speckle

when someone farts in your face leaving little brown circles resembling freckles

i was eating this chicks ass when she gave me the freckle speckle

by ken power September 5, 2007

shitwafer

a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.

is that little shitwafer giving me lip??

by ken power January 15, 2008