Definitions by ken power

terminal yap 

when someone is talking so much that the only way they'll shut up is if they die.

larry: is she getting off the phone soon?

jerry: nah, dude, she's in terminal yap.

terminal yap by ken power February 10, 2009

COWN 

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

larry: ya gettin any skin, bro?

jerry: naw, dude, i'm COWN.

COWN by ken power February 10, 2009

N-D-S 

NDS= new dick syndrome. it's when women leave their current penis for a new penis, often thinking the grass is greener on the other side. if your girl gets NDS, nothing can cure it, she's leaving you and taking half your shit.

i suspect my wife may have a case of N-D-S,she came home the other night with jhizstains on her skirt.

N-D-S by ken power February 7, 2009

boneskunk 

it's when your pecker stinks from lack of hygiene.

man, everytime i open my legs i smell boneskunk.

boneskunk by ken power February 2, 2009

pissflake 

similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas

it's so fuckin cold, i'm peeing pissflakes.

pissflake by ken power January 9, 2009

fuckjack 

a word used to denote the use of alcohol when trying to get laid. a conventional jack raises cars so that tires can be changed. a fuckjack (a drink) assists in the spreading of a girls thighs.

i can't score with this chick, so i may have to incorperate the use of a few fuckjacks to loosen her up.

fuckjack by ken power August 26, 2008

shitweiler 

a canine cross between a rottweiler and and shi tzu

an example??!!?? you can't visualize a shitweiler??

shitweiler by ken power January 15, 2008