Definitions by ken gman

potato butt 

Combination stank of swamp nuts/twat, unwashed/wiped ass, armpit, dirty socks, road grime and bad breath producing a funk akin to a bag of rotten potatos. Usually associated with truck drivers that have been on the road for extended periods without a shower.

Shop Planner: what the hell is that nasty funky ass smell?
Parts Coordinator: oh, that was potato butt! that driver never takes a shower!

potato butt by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

Sun Citiot 

Elderly person from Sun City. Characterized by wrap around sunglasses and a hat with ear flaps driving a golf cart on public roads.

Never pull out in front of a sun citiot, they will run over you for sure.

Sun Citiot by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

slide job 

In Sprint Car/Dirt Track racing, a manuever where one car takes the low line around a turn and allows their car to drift or "slide" up in front of a car taking the high line, completing the pass and blocking the overtaken car from crossing over.

AJ executed a perfect slide job on Bobby coming out of turn 4 to take the lead.

slide job by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

Californicator 

1. Unwelcome guest in Arizona
2. Non Driving inbacile who comes to Az but never goes back home
3. Retard who uses turn lanes for passing cars on the right
4. That guy who thinks he has a cool car and doesnt realize normal people thinks he is a fucktard
5. Reckless driver that inspires you to get a bumper sticker that says "go back to California"

You can tell that car is being driven by a Californicator.

Californicator by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

Shitillac 

Junky POS car that gangsta wannabee's ride around in, not realizing what is obvious to others.

Homey got his shitillac goin on.

Shitillac by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

Califucktard 

Yuppi type who goes out and buys a BMW, Mercedes, Lexus etc. in hopes it will overcome their sexual inadequacy.

Dude who believes because he has a crotch rocket that he can ride like a pro. (Usually ends up a snail trail on the pavement)

Low performance driver in a high performance car.

That white Camaro is driven by a Califucktard.

Califucktard by Ken Gman March 6, 2008

cottonhead rattle moccosin

Mythical snake that inhabits the deep woods of Alabama. It rates up there with other wives tales to keep the kids out of the forrest.

Conjunction of cotton mouth, copperhead, rattle snake and water moccosin, all venomous snakes of Alabama.

Dont go near those woods, there might be a cottonhead rattle moccosin out there.

cottonhead rattle moccosin by Ken Gman March 5, 2008