148 definitions by kelly

autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.

John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.

by kelly February 4, 2004

sell out

Someone who dumps you for another person.

by kelly June 25, 2003

ur mom

the person you "popped" out of, after she had sexual inter course, and got prego!

Sally had sex with Bob, Bob got Sally pregnant, Sally had a baby, the doctor told the baby , pointing to Sally "thats UR MOM!"

by kelly April 8, 2003

Fag Snack

A Male who engages in sexual activities with homosexual men, yet calls himself heterosexual.

Even though everyone thought Patrick only hooked up with girls, he was called Fag Snack behind his back for a reason.

by kelly October 9, 2003

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.

My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!

by kelly February 23, 2005

bibble

An action that results after viewing or reading something sultry.

Did you see the drummer in that video? *bibble*

by kelly August 7, 2004

sexcellent

Adjective used to describe something that is exceedingly good. For even greater emphasis, a quanitative/qualitative adjective may precede it.

For added irony, use in situations where any sort sexual connotation is NOT fitting.

Also spelled: sex-cellent

Check out my new ringtone! Its totally sexcellent.

This pine air freshener makes my car smell 1000% sexcellent.

We should all ride down to the show together! That would be sexcellent.

by kelly April 22, 2005