heysh

Hey!

Heysh Miash!

by Kelly November 9, 2003

jumper cables

when you give the double titty twister and jump up and down

WEEEEEEEE hahahhahahaha

by kelly June 10, 2004

Fag Snack

A Male who engages in sexual activities with homosexual men, yet calls himself heterosexual.

Even though everyone thought Patrick only hooked up with girls, he was called Fag Snack behind his back for a reason.

by Kelly February 11, 2006

mopeen

a dish towel. usually uesed to dry the dishes or wipe up a spill in the kitchen.

"Get the mopeen so you can dry the dishes, woman!"

by Kelly January 16, 2004

Razorlight

"Indie" band originating in England, fronted by British self-proclaimed "musical genius", and general twat, Johnny Bellend.

See also razorshite.

"Razorlight's album is crap, the worst this year."

"That Razorlight with their smarmy frontman can piss right off."

"Not for all the tea in China could I be persuaded to part with my cash to buy their CD."

by Kelly December 23, 2004

Disclaimer

and amazingly great band from New Jersey that you can check out at www.disclaimermusic.com

Disclaimer is an amazing band live.

by Kelly November 23, 2003

Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.

by Kelly June 18, 2006