keith's definitions

el chico zuma's revenge

A severe case of the wet craps, that almost certainly follows a night of chimichanga consumption at el chico zuma's restaurant on north ave. Avoidable by applying a dollup of lube to one's anus before bed.

I felt the wrath of el chico zuma's revenge this morning, now my ass is all chapped.

by Keith August 23, 2004

murrayism

From a Buddy who can't type in email. typically leading to -2 in banter.

Now were bantering. Patriots start camp next week...ahhhh The cowboys will
be sick if the get heart "The Freak" if you will.....so will you?

by Keith November 24, 2004

whenner

synonomous with weiner
referring to a mans juanson

The mans girlfriend worked real hard on his whenner.

by Keith August 23, 2004

swatch

vb; To have a brief look at.
Chiefly Glaswegian Scots

Gie us a swatch of yer fanny!

by Keith February 5, 2005

sheowmsain

loosely translated it means do you know what i'm sayin'
a proclamtion
to be correct

i told you that was going to happen sheowmsain

by Keith August 23, 2004

Asshammer

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

by keith June 2, 2003

christain

A wrong way to spell christian.

you spelled christian wrong.

by Keith April 7, 2004