keith's definitions

banana hammock

Men's bikini underwear

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."

by Keith January 12, 2007

zednic

A dirty ugly stupid gay ass mother fucking whore who should burn in hell and get there face cut off for being so damn ugly and gay and is a redneck straight from the trailor park.

J.J. is a zednic,
Look at that zednic rn

by Keith December 4, 2006

gerbil stuffing

see entry for feltching re "inserting live rodent". It is considered my many that this is the correct term and that calling it feltching is a mistake.

by Keith November 17, 2006

Cowboy Bebop

An amazing animated show from Japan. You can't really call it anime.....'cause it's good.

I was amazed when I watched a whole Japanese show and none of the characters changed shape and got all gay and round. I've seen two episodes and I'm addicted to Cowboy Bebop.

by Keith September 22, 2005

mufucka

used by those who sound like they have a load of shit in their mouths. Usually black people who talk like ass.

Whassup mufucka. Where is my momma be?

by Keith May 13, 2005

Cunt Bake

1) a word of jersey origin, meaning whenever it is over 80 degrees outside and a girl is still wearing sweatpants

2) When a person of swedish origin is lit on fire

wow did you see the news?
-yeah in bern, a cunt bake

sweet

by keith May 13, 2005

helter skelter

When things are out of control.

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."

by keith May 13, 2005