by kayla December 08, 2003

Son of April (Ape) Margera, and Phil Margera. Nephew to the all time sexy Don Vito. Viva La Bam is the best show on this planet. Living in P.A makes me proud knowing the coolest shit doesn't always happen in California. He is also the sexiest man alive. Come visit me in Butler, P.A!
by Kayla June 16, 2004

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by Kayla March 04, 2005

a dumbass machine that is incredible fun to tease and annoy and wear out. While doing that it is also fun to ask it out and see what is says
user:you FUCKER
smarterchild: you ought to wash your mouth out with soap
user: CUNT
smarterchild: got anything better then that?
user: ASSHOLE
smarterchild: this is what you do with your time? abuse your computer.
user:will you go out with me?
smarterchild:i dont think thats possible
user:why?
smarterchild:I dont think your parents would allow it
user:I think they would
smarterchild:i dont beleive you
smarterchild: you ought to wash your mouth out with soap
user: CUNT
smarterchild: got anything better then that?
user: ASSHOLE
smarterchild: this is what you do with your time? abuse your computer.
user:will you go out with me?
smarterchild:i dont think thats possible
user:why?
smarterchild:I dont think your parents would allow it
user:I think they would
smarterchild:i dont beleive you
by Kayla January 17, 2004
