kay's definitions

daily mail

A UK newspaper which tries to pretend it isn't a tabloid for some unknown reason. They call themselves "A family paper with strong female readership, it has won many awards for editorial flair, outstanding reporting, design and print quality." I prefer to call it a racist, sexist, slanderous, homophobic, unprofessional, sensationalist Hitler fanzine. They are "morally outraged" by just about everything. Calls itself the only newpaper that stands up for what it believes in (aka. talks bullshit).

The only reason I'm ever buy the Daily Mail is to start a fire.

by Kay May 16, 2004

mowgli

chill, cool, awesome etc..

that show last night was soo mowgli, man

by kay March 5, 2004

10-q

From Linnie at the Plicko.com forums, 10-q is a short way of saying thank you.

10-q very much"

by Kay August 30, 2003

dooce

"Dude" accidently mistyped on a keyboard such as in an e-mail or instant message conversation.

Bob: Hey Heather. What's up?
Heather: Hey dooce.
Heather: Oops, I mean dooce.
Heather: Err... dooce.
Heather: DUDE**

by Kay November 7, 2004

blind

The state george bush draws people into. The majority of americans' perspective of reality. Someone who has no remorse in killing another human. Someone addicted to life and mind altering substances. Someone who believes the world is a better place with the USA in control.

it's a shame you are so blind, which is leading you to not being able to understand things. Blind is a simple mind!

by kay February 12, 2005

skank

1. Verb. Used to describe one who is continually begging for things off other people, such as fags and money, even though they can afford it themselves.

2. Noun. Used to describe one who dresses in revealing clothing and spreads her legs for anyone and everyone and lost her virginity at age 10. See slut. For a living example of a skank, search on Google for pictures of J-Lo, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

1. Bob: That fucking skank keeps begging me for cigs.
Jim: Lets tie her to a tree and beat her to death with our baseball bats
Bob: YEAH!

2. Bob: I just slept with a skank, she was fucking crap in bed.
Jim: Lets stick her in a roon, along with every single towniein Shrewsbury and then set in on fire and watch them all burn to death.
Bob: HELL FUCKING YES!

by Kay November 13, 2006

tinkleburg

The one who rules all; the Tinkleburg.

A verb.

I tinkleburg, you tinkleburg, he/she tinkleburgs.

by Kay December 26, 2003