Definitions by kay

we need to talk 

1) The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this.
2) Means: You're screwed.
3) Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship.
4) Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.

1) A: We need to talk
B: We already are, dumbass.
2) A: We need to talk
B: Ahh shit.
3) A: We need to talk
B: *packs bags*
4) A: We neeed to talk
B: *falls to the ground clutching heart*

we need to talk by Kay March 21, 2004

you won't

expression used by people, often while playing sports in gym or practicing for their band; challenge of skill;

Guy about to shoot a basketball: I'm gonna make it in!
Other Guy: You won't!
Guy: Say I won't
Other Guy: You won't LOSER
Guy shoots and makes it in
Guy: OH! OH! who da man?

you won't by Kay March 21, 2004

sunnydale 

The town where Buffy & co. lived in the hit series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It contained the hellmouth, which, to be precise, was in the basement of Sunnydale High.

"Buffy lived in Rivello Drive, Sunnydale."

sunnydale by Kay March 20, 2004

the o.c.

A show about the Orange County where a lot of rich people live.

UK people: Channel 4, 6.30pm Sundays. Straight after that turn to E4 for the next episode.

the o.c. by Kay March 20, 2004

habbo hotel 

A hotel which, despite having 7000 peopel online at a time, still only has two cars in the car park. It's a pixellated hotel, you have your own avatar called a habbo and you walk around talking to people. Most of the rooms are; beauty contests, trade rooms, race rooms, beauty salons and mafias. The moderators are called Hobbas and the majority of them have their heads jammed firmly up their arses. Censor words that aren't even rude, such as "mouseindustries", "sonicmouse" and "freewebs" for no apparent reason. Teenagers buy ridiculously overpriced fake furniture for their fake rooms with real money. They charge you £2.50 per blinking month so you can wear special clothes that everyone else who's stupid enough to waste money on Habbo Club is wearing.

www.habbohotel.com

Great if you are a loner/rich as hell/all of the above.

habbo hotel by Kay March 20, 2004

walk of shame 

When you get voted off a TV gameshow and to walk someplace with everyone looking at you. They usually play dramatic music during this. Good examples of walks of shame are on The Weakest Link.

Anne Robinson: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Bob: SCREW YOU ALL! *roundhouse kicks contestants who voted him out in the face*

walk of shame by Kay March 20, 2004

westlife 

IN MY OPINION, the shittiest band to walk the planet. All they ever do is covers and completely butcher old songs.

"Oooh Mandy...AHHH!"
*gunshots are heard*

westlife by Kay March 20, 2004