kate's definitions

Karl Rove

Leader of the dark side and controller of all that is evil. In Star Wars he was known as the Emporer while George Bush was called Darth Vadar.

If you challenge Bush, Karl Rove will shoot you with bolts of electricity from his fingers.

by kate November 22, 2004

High School

"The best years of your life" as my mother says while she reads her 1977 yearbook.
Also known as Hell.
Contains a vast and diverse variety of teenagers yet they all fit snugly into categories and labels administered by their peers... some of the unfortunate ones are not teenagers anymore. We call those ones the slackers.
Controlled by sadistic "teachers" and "councillors", etc.

I fell asleep in English class and got in trouble with the teacher. I also forgot my homework. I got a detention.

by Kate November 28, 2004

dur

1)A replacement of "no shit" or "duh"

2)An expression showing that something someone said is obvious

Liz: Katy definitly likes Brad.
Jamie: Well, dur! She sent him 3 love letters!

Jackie: What's the capital of Wyoming?
Doug: Jackie, we just learned that in class today. You can figure it out.
Jackie: Uhm...Cheyenne?
Doug: Dur.

by Kate June 22, 2004

four bars

2mg Xanax, as opposed to 1mg "footballs", or half milligram "peaches".

Take some four bars and you'll feel better.

by Kate June 19, 2003

yog

an other word for cum, after you have just climaxed

"i just yoged all over the room"

"can i yog in your mouth?"

by kate December 25, 2004

arsehole

My mothers ex best friend, who fucked her daughter in law and stabbed her in the back. Et tu, Brutus! She spent half her life giving him things, taking him to England, and generally treating him like her son, before he decided to follow his dick like the arsehole he is.

Shaun, you're an arsehole, mate.

by Kate March 11, 2004

pizza bone

The part of the pizza that's left over after someone's eaten the part with all the toppings on it.

Bob didn't like the crust, so he left all his pizza bones on his plate.

by Kate April 19, 2005