karen's definitions

baheemif

A large, beefy, smelly, young man with shaved off eyebrows who makes unnecessary riduculously unfunny comments and the whole population laughs at him

"hey alysha, that fat fuck over there is one big baheemif!"

by karen February 13, 2004

chop

A lo-fi rock band from Western Pennsylvania.

Chop it up now!

Do the Chop.

by Karen February 16, 2004

Reeve

A useless former asbestos attorney; a complete asshole who feels he is nice but is not.

Oh Reeve, why'd you have to defend that multinational corporation?

by Karen February 16, 2004

facefull

Taking a load on the face.

Take a facefull.

by Karen February 16, 2004

f'meat

Fake meat, usually made of soy

F'meat doesn't taste like real meat, but it's still good..

by Karen February 16, 2004

oaml

lmao written backwards, it's a sort of defense against the common habit of falling back on "lol," "hehe," and "heh."

him: and THEN my sister came in, dripping wet.
her: oaml! what did she say next?

by Karen March 20, 2004

xanga

A place where 14-year-old kids talk about... everything. And people who think they are so smart that they have to talk "proper" and use big words so that they can prove the little 14 year olds that they are better "xangerz" than them. When in reality, the 14 year olds are the ones that have the better layouts, and the smartasses have they gay ugly pages. (They try to get you with their intelligence.)

14-year-old kid's comment from someone: hey! pr0pz! I luv ur payj! its hellza cool!! howd you make your banner?? o ya, sorri 2 here bout yer boyfriend! prop me bakk!

smartasse's comment from soemone: I agree with what you posted. Childish absurdities is a total waste of time.

HAHAHA... p.s. IM the smartass... with no life *sigh* AND i AM incredibly jealous of those damn little kids!

by Karen April 3, 2004