Definitions by kaman25

Sow Down 

Sow Down means the same as Dip up It means it's time to eat. It's from growing up on a pig farm.

Mother: "Okay kids dinner is ready!"
Kid 1: (looks at kid 2) "Time to Sow Down!"
Kid 2: (Pushes up nose to make a snout) "Oink Oink!"

Sow Down by kaman25 March 5, 2020

Mustardmony 

Mustardmony is the act of combining two half-full bottles of mustard to form one full bottle.

Unless you have squeeze bottles mustardmony is a slow process.

Mustardmony by kaman25 January 30, 2020

Fungalitus 

According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.

I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.

Fungalitus by kaman25 January 18, 2020

Christlics 

A combination of Christmas and Catholics. Christlics are Catholics who only attend church on Christmas.

I went to church on Christmas and had to stand in the back because the Christlics took all the seats.

Christlics by kaman25 January 1, 2020

Trumplovian 

Trumplovian(s) are people who start drooling and nodding at the sound of Donald Trump's voice completely ignoring the words that he is saying.

Every time I see a news story about a Trump rally all the trumplovians are screaming and clapping even though Trump is confessing to high crimes and misdemeanors.

Trumplovian by kaman25 October 14, 2019

MexiPepsi 

MexiPepsi is the Pepsi version made in Mexico and contains real sugar.

MexiPepsi and Mexicoke contain real sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.

MexiPepsi by kaman25 October 11, 2019

Plastigan 

More extreme than a Plastitarian. Plastigan own a reusable straw and go to public places and show it off and scowl at plastic straw users. They also carry tableware.

If that plastigan snaps that stainless steel straw again I am going to lose it!

Plastigan by kaman25 January 9, 2019