kaman25's definitions

Trumpbucks

The stimulus checks that the feds are going to send to most citizens. Not backed by anything substantial like gold.

I don't care if it's not worth the paper it's printed on, I want those Trumpbucks!

by kaman25 April 9, 2020

Trumplovian

Trumplovian(s) are people who start drooling and nodding at the sound of Donald Trump's voice completely ignoring the words that he is saying.

Every time I see a news story about a Trump rally all the trumplovians are screaming and clapping even though Trump is confessing to high crimes and misdemeanors.

by kaman25 October 14, 2019

Fungalitus

According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.

I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.

by kaman25 January 18, 2020

Dreamory

While dreaming you have a memory of an event in another dream that adds reality to the current dream.

Last night I was dreaming I was in a strange place and I was scared until my Dreamory reminded me I'd been here before in another dream. Then I was fine.

by kaman25 September 7, 2022

Yellowlining

Forgetting you are coming from or going to a new place and ending up messed up because you followed your old routine.

On the Simpsons the robot told Homer it couldn't go with him because they had to stay on the yellow line.

I was half way to my old apartment when I stopped, smacked my forehead and said, "Dummy you are yellowlining to a place you no longer live!"

by kaman25 June 3, 2021

catventory

When you have more than 3 cats and one has a batch of kittens you have to take catventory otherwise you can't leave or go to sleep.

I was walking the neighborhood at 2am whispering "Here kitty kitty" because my catventory came up one cat short.

by kaman25 May 29, 2021

Amazanta

An Amazon delivery person.

My boss called and wanted me to work on my day off but I'm waiting for Amazanta.

by kaman25 January 30, 2022