1) a firm, stubbly guardian of fashionable justice.
2) a snuggly benefactor of fabulous-smelling gluteal ambition.
2) a snuggly benefactor of fabulous-smelling gluteal ambition.
by kagus christ December 07, 2004
1. to sexually aggress upon; literally -to breathe heavily on one's penis
2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available
see also: riding my jock
2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available
see also: riding my jock
a. "bro, you should try to hit that. she's been huffing on your piece all night."
b. "muthafucka please! joseph's been huffing on my piece to get this project done by 5. i think i'm gonna go get hammered instead."
b. "muthafucka please! joseph's been huffing on my piece to get this project done by 5. i think i'm gonna go get hammered instead."
by kagus christ March 03, 2005
one who is better described in terms of an organization than in terms of himself; one who has been successfully converted from a piece of humanity into a piece of technology.
stubblefield, that nihilist douche, fired you because he is a company man, and therefore has no involvement in the human social contract. god have mercy on our fucking souls; he is an argument against life.
by kagus christ December 03, 2004
by kagus christ October 30, 2003
a trivial inconvenience or negligibly unfavorable circumstance.
by kagus christ December 03, 2004
1. to dry-hump
2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available
see also: huffing on my piece
2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available
see also: huffing on my piece
a. "can one of y'all please tag in? this bitch is riding my fucking jock!"
b. if unger keeps riding my jock about this fucking project, i'm just not fucking coming in tomorrow.
b. if unger keeps riding my jock about this fucking project, i'm just not fucking coming in tomorrow.
by kagus christ March 03, 2005
1. in poor condition
2. the quality or state describing a woman whose vagina has suffered considerable traffic and is likely to be hosting sexually-transmitted infection.
2. the quality or state describing a woman whose vagina has suffered considerable traffic and is likely to be hosting sexually-transmitted infection.
by kagus christ November 03, 2003