Definitions by kagus christ

riding my jock 

1. to dry-hump

2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available

see also: huffing on my piece

a. "can one of y'all please tag in? this bitch is riding my fucking jock!"

b. if unger keeps riding my jock about this fucking project, i'm just not fucking coming in tomorrow.

riding my jock by kagus christ March 3, 2005

huffing on my piece 

1. to sexually aggress upon; literally -to breathe heavily on one's penis

2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available

see also: riding my jock

a. "bro, you should try to hit that. she's been huffing on your piece all night."

b. "muthafucka please! joseph's been huffing on my piece to get this project done by 5. i think i'm gonna go get hammered instead."

huffing on my piece by kagus christ March 3, 2005

fagbuns 

1) a firm, stubbly guardian of fashionable justice.

2) a snuggly benefactor of fabulous-smelling gluteal ambition.

a: "dude do you have any moisturizer?"
b: "you're such a cute little fagbuns."

fagbuns by kagus christ December 6, 2004

argument against life 

a trivial inconvenience or negligibly unfavorable circumstance.

in the name of our lord and savior, this fucking song is an argument against life!

argument against life by kagus christ December 3, 2004

company man 

one who is better described in terms of an organization than in terms of himself; one who has been successfully converted from a piece of humanity into a piece of technology.

stubblefield, that nihilist douche, fired you because he is a company man, and therefore has no involvement in the human social contract. god have mercy on our fucking souls; he is an argument against life.

company man by kagus christ December 3, 2004

busted up 

1. in poor condition
2. the quality or state describing a woman whose vagina has suffered considerable traffic and is likely to be hosting sexually-transmitted infection.

"bra, i would hump your sister but she looks pretty busted up."

busted up by kagus christ November 3, 2003

beatness 

the state or quality of being lamentable, disfavorable, unfortunate.

"that fucking dog pissed on my tacos. beatness!"

beatness by kagus christ October 30, 2003