1) a firm, stubbly guardian of fashionable justice.
2) a snuggly benefactor of fabulous-smelling gluteal ambition.
a: "dude do you have any moisturizer?"
b: "you're such a cute little fagbuns."
behaviorally, cognitively, and emotionally incapacitated due to excessive drug use.
friend 1: "i think you over-beveraged."
friend 2: "i am a dissipated gentleman."