Definitions by kadatz

bonafied 

a misspelling of bona fide.

JSYK, it's "bona fide", not "bonafied".

bonafied by kadatz May 19, 2010

bonified 

1. adj. a misspelling of bona fide.

2. v. (archaic) the past participle of bonify, which means "to make good".

1. This says, "Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star." I guess that means that most movie stars are pretty bad.

2. Darth Vader is bonified by his son, Luke Skywalker.

bonified by kadatz May 18, 2010

bonerified

adj. an intensive (and somewhat sexual) form of bona fide; genuine. Compare "bonerific".

He's a bonerified college student now!

bonerified by kadatz May 18, 2010

bonerify 

1. tr.v. to induce a boner.

2. tr.v. to make genuine, good, or better. A back-formation of bonerific (boner + terrific) and bonerified (boner + bona fide).

1. They passed several bonerifying billboards on the way to the Louvre.

2. Justin's a bonerified idiot.

bonerify by kadatz May 18, 2010

bonafide 

adj. a misspelling of bona fide, Latin for "with good faith".

It's "bona fide", not "bonafide". Sorry.

bonafide by kadatz May 18, 2010

bonify

1. tr.v. (archaic) to make good or better.

2. tr.v. (slang) a back-formation of bona fide, as if spelled "bonified".

3. tr.v. (intensive) to have sex with (used of a man); to bone.

1. His weak bones were bonified by drinking milk.

2. People will think you're a bona fide idiot if you write "bonified".

3. He was bonifying some girl in the other room.

bonify by kadatz May 18, 2010

out of con-text 

When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.

Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?

Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.

You: WTF?!

Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.

out of con-text by kadatz May 18, 2010