Definitions by kadatz
bonafied
a misspelling of bona fide.
bonified
1. adj. a misspelling of bona fide.
2. v. (archaic) the past participle of bonify, which means "to make good".
2. v. (archaic) the past participle of bonify, which means "to make good".
1. This says, "Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star." I guess that means that most movie stars are pretty bad.
2. Darth Vader is bonified by his son, Luke Skywalker.
2. Darth Vader is bonified by his son, Luke Skywalker.
bonerify
1. tr.v. to induce a boner.
2. tr.v. to make genuine, good, or better. A back-formation of bonerific (boner + terrific) and bonerified (boner + bona fide).
2. tr.v. to make genuine, good, or better. A back-formation of bonerific (boner + terrific) and bonerified (boner + bona fide).
1. They passed several bonerifying billboards on the way to the Louvre.
2. Justin's a bonerified idiot.
2. Justin's a bonerified idiot.
bonafide
bonify
1. tr.v. (archaic) to make good or better.
2. tr.v. (slang) a back-formation of bona fide, as if spelled "bonified".
3. tr.v. (intensive) to have sex with (used of a man); to bone.
2. tr.v. (slang) a back-formation of bona fide, as if spelled "bonified".
3. tr.v. (intensive) to have sex with (used of a man); to bone.
1. His weak bones were bonified by drinking milk.
2. People will think you're a bona fide idiot if you write "bonified".
3. He was bonifying some girl in the other room.
2. People will think you're a bona fide idiot if you write "bonified".
3. He was bonifying some girl in the other room.
out of con-text
When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.
Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?
Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.
You: WTF?!
Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.
You: WTF?!
Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
out of con-text by kadatz May 18, 2010