kadatz's definitions

textible

1. adj. able to be texted.

2. adj. able to text or be texted with.

1. Dude, she wants to know if I'll go to a movie with her. But she's not textible up here in the mountains!

2. Yeah, I can makes calls on my phone, but it's not textible.

by kadatz May 19, 2010

bonified

1. adj. a misspelling of bona fide.

2. v. (archaic) the past participle of bonify, which means "to make good".

1. This says, "Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star." I guess that means that most movie stars are pretty bad.

2. Darth Vader is bonified by his son, Luke Skywalker.

by kadatz May 18, 2010

au naturale

misspelling of au naturel.

JSYK, it's not "au naturale", it's "au naturel".

by kadatz April 11, 2010

swive

1. (intransitive verb) to have sex; to procreate.

2. (transitive verb) to have sex with; to procreate with.

1. Justin and Julie are swiving in the car / Justin and Julie swive every Friday night.

2. Justin is swiving Julie in the car / Justin and Julie swive each other every Friday night.

by kadatz April 30, 2010

bonafied

a misspelling of bona fide.

JSYK, it's "bona fide", not "bonafied".

by kadatz May 19, 2010

bonerify

1. tr.v. to induce a boner.

2. tr.v. to make genuine, good, or better. A back-formation of bonerific (boner + terrific) and bonerified (boner + bona fide).

1. They passed several bonerifying billboards on the way to the Louvre.

2. Justin's a bonerified idiot.

by kadatz May 18, 2010

bona fide

1. adj. genuine.

2. adj. (slang) complete.

1. He's a bona fide French chef.

2. You're a bona fide idiot.

by kadatz May 19, 2010