bonify

1. tr.v. (archaic) to make good or better.

2. tr.v. (slang) a back-formation of bona fide, as if spelled "bonified".

3. tr.v. (intensive) to have sex with (used of a man); to bone.
1. His weak bones were bonified by drinking milk.

2. People will think you're a bona fide idiot if you write "bonified".

3. He was bonifying some girl in the other room.
by kadatz May 18, 2010
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textable

JSYK, it's "textible", not "textable".
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bonerified

adj. an intensive (and somewhat sexual) form of bona fide; genuine. Compare "bonerific".
He's a bonerified college student now!
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swinge

1. tr.v. to punch (someone).

2. tr.v. to beat (someone) up.

3. tr.v. to give a beating to; to thrash.

4. intr.v. & tr.v. variant of swinze, "to hum a tune". Probably not the same word as those above.
1. He swinged me in the knob.

2. The bullies were swinging kids in the playground.

3. Their ship was swinged against the waves.

4. She was swinzing the "Shrek" theme song.
by kadatz June 07, 2010
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bonafied

JSYK, it's "bona fide", not "bonafied".
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bonafide

adj. a misspelling of bona fide, Latin for "with good faith".
It's "bona fide", not "bonafide". Sorry.
by kadatz May 18, 2010
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textible

1. adj. able to be texted.

2. adj. able to text or be texted with.
1. Dude, she wants to know if I'll go to a movie with her. But she's not textible up here in the mountains!

2. Yeah, I can makes calls on my phone, but it's not textible.
by kadatz May 19, 2010
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