gee whillikers

a variant spelling of gee willikers.

Gee whillikers! Lawd's mercy, put that gun away.

by kadatz September 17, 2010

shirt off

The suggestion that pops up on Google Images every time you type in the name of any vaguely attractive male celebrity and then the letter "s".

You: Let's see…"Ryan Reynolds s—".

Google: "ryan reynolds shirt off".

You: Um…"Tom Cruise s—".

Google: "tom cruise shirt off".

You: Okay, "Jack Black s—".

Google: "jack black soundboard".

by kadatz May 12, 2010

bonified

1. adj. a misspelling of bona fide.

2. v. (archaic) the past participle of bonify, which means "to make good".

1. This says, "Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star." I guess that means that most movie stars are pretty bad.

2. Darth Vader is bonified by his son, Luke Skywalker.

by kadatz May 18, 2010

bonerified

adj. an intensive (and somewhat sexual) form of bona fide; genuine. Compare "bonerific".

He's a bonerified college student now!

by kadatz May 18, 2010

half-naked

adj. shirtless; topless. (Used of both guys and girls.)

A mob of half-naked people ran out of the burning YMCA.

by kadatz May 12, 2010

bonify

1. tr.v. (archaic) to make good or better.

2. tr.v. (slang) a back-formation of bona fide, as if spelled "bonified".

3. tr.v. (intensive) to have sex with (used of a man); to bone.

1. His weak bones were bonified by drinking milk.

2. People will think you're a bona fide idiot if you write "bonified".

3. He was bonifying some girl in the other room.

by kadatz May 18, 2010

swive

1. (intransitive verb) to have sex; to procreate.

2. (transitive verb) to have sex with; to procreate with.

1. Justin and Julie are swiving in the car / Justin and Julie swive every Friday night.

2. Justin is swiving Julie in the car / Justin and Julie swive each other every Friday night.

by kadatz April 30, 2010