Hokay. so. here is the earth.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!
alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.
hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.
So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"
Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'
India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.
Russia's like "AHH motherland"
Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"
So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos
But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
THE END
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!
alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.
hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.
So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"
Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'
India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.
Russia's like "AHH motherland"
Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"
So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos
But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
THE END
by Ka November 06, 2004
A cd by green day that contains hits like Brain Stew/Jaded, Geek Stink Breath, and Walking contradiction.
Also a person who has a sleeping disorder known as insomnia. I have insomnia and i only get a little more than an hour of sleep a night.
Also a person who has a sleeping disorder known as insomnia. I have insomnia and i only get a little more than an hour of sleep a night.
Im having trouble trying to sleep
Im counting sheep but running out
As time ticks by, still i try...
*then later in song*
My mind is set on overdrive
The clock is laughing in my face
A crooked spine
My sense is dulled
Passed the point of delerium
-Brain Stew-Green Day
I thot that was appropriate since thats what insomniacs do...and since it is on the green day cd insomniac!
Im counting sheep but running out
As time ticks by, still i try...
*then later in song*
My mind is set on overdrive
The clock is laughing in my face
A crooked spine
My sense is dulled
Passed the point of delerium
-Brain Stew-Green Day
I thot that was appropriate since thats what insomniacs do...and since it is on the green day cd insomniac!
by Ka August 27, 2004
by Ka October 14, 2004
What happens when one person commits suicide, then another does because of their sadness, then another because of person b...
by Ka October 03, 2004
used instead of the word "word", which has often been used as an exclimation or a replacement for a curse word. often used by stoners and/or gangster white boys
"Phrase Up!"
or perhaps
"Phrase to you mother"
or if you're feeling really extremem
"Phrase dog that is one phraseilicious ride you got there homie"
or perhaps
"Phrase to you mother"
or if you're feeling really extremem
"Phrase dog that is one phraseilicious ride you got there homie"
by KA February 08, 2005
by Ka December 29, 2004
"yo dawg, i have peni"
"They have peni"
"I like peni"
"Look! Peni!"
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "My name is "plurl penises" ad i find it very offensive that the young ladies that came up with this definition used my name! HAHA
-Big sexy"
"They have peni"
"I like peni"
"Look! Peni!"
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "My name is "plurl penises" ad i find it very offensive that the young ladies that came up with this definition used my name! HAHA
-Big sexy"
by ka October 19, 2003