kloosterman

Coolest person in the entire world. Also goes by kloo.

That kloosterman!

by KDOG July 19, 2012

Mud Flaps

Front part of ballsac below the cack.

I was bangin my bitch in the ass, and shit got sprayed on my mud flaps.

by kdog June 27, 2003

liger

A liger is the result of breeding a male lion with a female tiger. It looks like a giant lion, with diffused tiger stripes. Like tigers (and unlike lions), ligers like swimming.

They are mythical creatures that are very rare. Ligers can travel at speeds of up to 90 mph, are very adept at camoflauging themselves, and only eat ice cream sandwiches. Probably the the most bibble creature of all time.

1. "What are you drawing? A liger.
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."

2. "I'm here to see a man about a liger."

3. "Ligers are magical creatures. They have crazy skills, but only eat ice cream sandwiches, which are, by the way, delicious."

by KDog October 28, 2004

Kevin's Red Dot

circular red dot resulting from too much suction to the tip of the penis. See also Mican

God help us! We almost saw Kevin
s Red Dot.

by KDog May 04, 2003

nukka

nigga

aye nukka fuck u... nukka please

by kDoG November 04, 2003

ynara

1.Completely amazing, in all ways, shapes and forms.

Also known as absolutely stunning.
2. The act of declining a proposition, delivering an insult, or placating an adversary with utmost poise, in a manner which allows the other party to either hear what they want to hear, or take the truth in the gentlest manner possible.

Have seen the new girl?

No, but I hear she is Ynara

by Kdog July 27, 2016

pirate smoker

someone who smokes the pole consistently, and drinks orange juice on a regular basis

you dumb pirate smoker, why dont you go suck a dick

by kdog January 05, 2004