kloosterman

Coolest person in the entire world. Also goes by kloo.

That kloosterman!

by KDOG July 19, 2012

Mud Flaps

Front part of ballsac below the cack.

I was bangin my bitch in the ass, and shit got sprayed on my mud flaps.

by kdog June 27, 2003

liger

A liger is the result of breeding a male lion with a female tiger. It looks like a giant lion, with diffused tiger stripes. Like tigers (and unlike lions), ligers like swimming.

They are mythical creatures that are very rare. Ligers can travel at speeds of up to 90 mph, are very adept at camoflauging themselves, and only eat ice cream sandwiches. Probably the the most bibble creature of all time.

1. "What are you drawing? A liger.
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."

2. "I'm here to see a man about a liger."

3. "Ligers are magical creatures. They have crazy skills, but only eat ice cream sandwiches, which are, by the way, delicious."

by KDog October 28, 2004

Kevin's Red Dot

circular red dot resulting from too much suction to the tip of the penis. See also Mican

God help us! We almost saw Kevin
s Red Dot.

by KDog May 04, 2003

The O.C.

an extremely big cult

cool kid 1 on thursday night: hey do you wanna hang out tonight?

cult kid: no

by kdog December 26, 2004

How Bout Them Bagels

I can't tell you man...

Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning

There is no meaning

by Kdog September 26, 2024

the Seattle Method

When your girl goes to Seattle to get train run on her.

Friend "Where's your girl at?"
You "She's in Seattle"

Friend "Bro your cooked, she's doing the Seattle Method"
You "What's that?"
Friend "You'll find out when she's back"

by Kdog May 05, 2024